Alien Humor

LOL Ben Foster on a good day? Man imagine waking up in a Cryo-freezer like that and seeing nothing but Xeno's walking around outside and Eggs everywhere. Actually if its backlit like that you can't see outside but they can see you inside. Man that's worse, Xeno's would be all up on that thing trying to get in. At what point do you say "F" it and just bite the bullet and open the lid?

"ya- rrright!?"

Prior to cryo-sleep, Ben was warned to eat very little but he did not heed instruction very well, Ben decided to say screw it and go all out at Taco Bell...after that and spending 5o years in sleep, Ben was dreaming that he gone to bathroom prior...

After awakening Barry finds himself gently sliding down onto the baggage carousel at the busy Chicago O'Hare International Airport.

"okay guys..who placed the dead facehugger in here with me?"

Barry and his carry-on luggage... or should i say carrion luggage.

[img]http://www.scifiupdates.com/main/images/stories/movies/Alien/alien_015.jpg[/img] Guys...you know...I hate to gripe but really...vagina's? We are walking into huge vagina's, this is not a good sign!

Cain, LOL I don't know which way you swing and I don't know about you but I enter a vagina at least once every couple of days. HAHA got ya ! That actually looks more like the end of an elephant trunk then a vagina. Regards, Rick

lol...I should of said it was coming from Lambert..I know the other two, Dallas and Kane would have said..."Sweet! Let's go! Woo Hoo!"....

LMAO Both Giger And Scott Were Clearly Sexually obsessed during the making of the first film, and both will admit it outright! All of Giger's Paintings on which the original film was conceived and shot by Scott, were of a sexually provocative nature and with regard to those images designed specifically for the first film, were done for the sole purpose of making MEN SQUIRM when watching the film. It was Gigers Mantra in life and Scotts during the entire shoot of Alien in which he kept the Giger Creation "Necronomicon" in his hands or under one of his arms...again, he did this during every single minute of the films production, if he didn't have the book under his arm, he wasn't working and therefore you weren't allowed to approach or speak to him on the set.

Yup..I had a copy of Giger's work then I got divorced and never saw it again...most unfortunate and she took my Aliens Qaud set...ugh but I do have the Blu rays now...sorry to change course, Alien has been in my life since I was 7 and got me through film school...Your right on Spart...Giger is very sexual in his designs as I imagine in Prometheus we will see much more than he had place in Alien, probably bigger vaginas...ya know, lol....

Cain don't walked towards the light at the end of the tunnel.....I mean giant vagina.....Oh crap wait I was having a Ruh moment, there.

We gonna need a huge tampon!

Um I just had a visual that is more terrifying than a xeno. 20ft vagina that bleeds, man that just ain't right