Something Funny to fight the Boredom

That would mean the [b]SPACEJOCKEYS ARE FROM EARTH AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]... ....but let's not forget about Weyland-Yutani Corp., subsidiary of The Wal-Mart Corporation....Building Better Worlds for Better Wal-Marts the universe over for mankind to peddle its various plastic sundries, largely of chinese manufacture, to all the species they HOPE will make a pit stop on their long interplanetary roadtrips with screaming whippersnappers howling in the backpods of their mid-sized space sedans.....

How do we know there isn't a Space Jockey Truck Stop floating around Zeta R with a Space Balls RV parked at it?

Hello my baby...Hello my honey.....Hello my ragtime gal.......Send me a kiss by wire........Baby, my heart's on fire....... [img]http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/b/best-worst-movie-spoof-scenes-03-420-75.jpg[/img] Don't eat the specials at that pit stop....[b]EVER[/b]......

Aint that the truth. If you do you end up with a Sparky playing with your Tubercle....LOL

tubercle?

tu·ber·cle   [too-ber-kuhl, tyoo-] Show IPA noun 1[b].a small rounded projection or excrescence, as on a bone or on the surface of the body.[/b] 2.Pathology. a.a small, firm, rounded nodule or swelling. b.such a swelling as the characteristic lesion of tuberculosis. 3.Botany . a tuberlike swelling or nodule. Yes, playing with your tubercle causes blindness.

The Space Jockeys are sending Xenomorphs to cleanse Earth for the tragic travesty that is Justin Bieber.

@Engineer Prototype - Model GAJ84 Then why kill me? I didn't do anything to deserve being slaughtered by xenos! It's not my fault the world has a squealey nugget dominating the airwaves. Dx

Wha what did Alanis do......I have a feeling this is part is going all Deliverance on us.

Aw snap I was beaten to the SpaceBalls pun :-P Blue Man Group rejects is a definate possibility, the ones that were too tall to be on the stage. Although, did anyone ever notice how the Smurf that always "worked out" always seemed to be... I dunno.... A mite angry all the time? Hmmmmm. Smurf 'roid rage............ What WAS Brainy always cooking up in those "experiments" of his? Makes you wonder :-P

Oh my Force I just inhaled water reading these :-P

Could be that the Smurfs are the engineers and Gargamel was the Mad Space Jockey Scientist that was always trying to eat them with his xeno pet Asrael.

:-O I think you've nailed it Rick

As long as they are not related to the Navi in Avatar =)

Oh shit the Navi on Brain Juice. How do you explain the bald head and no hair tendrils?

Radiation poisoning from the exploded Atmosphere Processor........ Wait that was something else.......... But Gearbox thought it would be a good idea..... I still think they're being lazy........... It also could have been Brainy Smurf's concoctions........... :-P

What if the original Alien was just an ingrown hair that got mixed in with some radiation from the ships backwash or contact with a canister of leftover ship's waste when someone fell into it?? And what if the big bald blue guy in the Space Jockey Chair room WAS the original Navi? I think I'm starting to fit the pieces together here :-P

Raspberries...........

mmmmmmm raspberries. Now I want a raspberry slurpee :-P