Prometheus already changing the society

Prometheus is already changing the society ... its influence now is dominating our lives . Yesterday my wife said to me "Hey honey ...the electricity bill is arrived " , ive raised my eyebrows and with a tragic nasal voice i said " from who ?" ...of course she went angry because it was obvious that was from the electric company . Who cares ..no matter how obvious are things ...just ask "from who ?" with a very nasal voice and you will feel totally Fifield . Ive also found a deep pleasure to make big mistakes ... i love to mess with cooking ... to make disasters while im plumbering ...and then watch the others in shame sayng " i was wrong , i was so wrong " ..they still hate me but i feel totally satisfied . But what give me the most pleasure is to wait the mother of my wife in the corridor , just when the poor woman leave home ....i stare her ...and while she open the door i whisper "you are going to die ..." ...she usually run away . You want to make people do things they hate ? Just add at the end a " Its an invitation " , of course you have to do your most stupid dreamy face watching the sky ...they will not be able to say no ! What about sitting on the toilet saying " Prometheus has landed !" ??? A bit later add a "It's moving ?? It's moving ? " Your wife is talking too much at the phone ?? Start to scream "cut it offff cut it offf " ..it will work but will ruin your marriage And who will able to resist to make the idiotic face of David while you watch some ants on the ground ?? who will be able to resist to raise tomatoes from a can without acting like david with the ampules ??? And at the end the thing that make you feel a real man ... raise the door of your garage ... light your lighter ....add an horn ( in your mind ) ...and you will feel like you are the coolest man on earth .