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Frantz
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 5:21 AMPrometheus is already changing the society ... its influence now is dominating our lives .
Yesterday my wife said to me "Hey honey ...the electricity bill is arrived " , ive raised my eyebrows and with a tragic nasal voice i said " from who ?" ...of course she went angry because it was obvious that was from the electric company .
Who cares ..no matter how obvious are things ...just ask "from who ?" with a very nasal voice and you will feel totally Fifield .
Ive also found a deep pleasure to make big mistakes ... i love to mess with cooking ... to make disasters while im plumbering ...and then watch the others in shame sayng " i was wrong , i was so wrong " ..they still hate me but i feel totally satisfied .
But what give me the most pleasure is to wait the mother of my wife in the corridor , just when the poor woman leave home ....i stare her ...and while she open the door i whisper "you are going to die ..." ...she usually run away .
You want to make people do things they hate ? Just add at the end a " Its an invitation " , of course you have to do your most stupid dreamy face watching the sky ...they will not be able to say no !
What about sitting on the toilet saying " Prometheus has landed !" ??? A bit later add a "It's moving ?? It's moving ? "
Your wife is talking too much at the phone ?? Start to scream "cut it offff cut it offf " ..it will work but will ruin your marriage
And who will able to resist to make the idiotic face of David while you watch some ants on the ground ?? who will be able to resist to raise tomatoes from a can without acting like david with the ampules ???
And at the end the thing that make you feel a real man ... raise the door of your garage ... light your lighter ....add an horn ( in your mind ) ...and you will feel like you are the coolest man on earth .
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NoXWord
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 5:37 AMA couple of days ago I couldn't find the keys to my flat and what I thought was:
If I don't find them, there won't be any home to go back to!
go figure...
Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born.
Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.

Mark Cawley
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 5:48 AMI love crossing the road with people......you get half way across the road then look past the people your with and suddenly act surprised and run to the side of the road......the people your with literally s**t their pants thinking a vehicle is about to run them over lol. Works every time.
Best way i can describe what i do.....feel free to improvise though lol

Spartacus
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 5:59 AMHey Frantz...isn't saying "From Who" to your own wife when she mentions anything to do with Bills and paying them the intellectual equivalent of Leaving The Toilette Seat Up? "I'm Just sayin' LMFAO
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belladonna
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 6:22 AMi think i quote MST3K episodes more then anything else.
i think my main aliens quote i used a lot was at an old job. after i got back from my days off and anyone did/said anything stupid i would ask "did iqs just drop sharply while i was away?"
i also use just about any excuse to make the terminator2 theme sound a few times a week. " DUN DUN DUN DUNUN!!"
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Frantz
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 6:36 AMIm carrying the big task to rewrite the english vocaboulary dear Sparty
Fifielding = annoying people with dumb questions
Hollowaywing = passing someone some infection ( maybe just a cold )
Shawning = eating like a pork , like you have eaten an entire squid
Janeking = crashing the car while you are totally distracted
Vickersing = being the misfortune carrier
Daviding = touching everything without any kind of precaution
Weylanding = beliving in your own stupidities

want-to-see-prometheusNOW!
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 6:59 AMWhen I'm on the edge because of job stress or whatever, that prometheus music starts playing in my head.

Kane77
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 7:11 AM*looking into toilet
[i]its a star map[/i]
[i]..are these thing moving??[/i]
*hit the flush
[i]if your going down there, you´re going to die..[/i]
* going into kitchen
* open empty fridge
[i]Prometheus are you seeing this?.[/i]
[i]I´m reading life signs..[/i]

NoXWord
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 7:35 AMI would say:
Hollowaying: being a douche
Fifielding (formerly known as Lamberting): being a prick with a point
Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born.
Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.

takka_takka_takka
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 9:13 PMBefore sex you can say, "Big things have small beginnings."

Spartacus
MemberOvomorphApr-04-2012 9:16 PM[quote]Im carrying the big task to rewrite the english vocaboulary dear Sparty
Fifielding = annoying people with dumb questions
Hollowaywing = passing someone some infection ( maybe just a cold )
Shawning = eating like a pork , like you have eaten an entire squid
Janeking = crashing the car while you are totally distracted
Vickersing = being the misfortune carrier
Daviding = touching everything without any kind of precaution
Weylanding = beliving in your own stupidities[/quote]
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FAN BLOODY TASTIC FRANTZ, FAN BLOODY TASTIC !!!
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