If I'd bumped into an Alien, like Brett, I'd twatt it.

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haydn

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Or I'd shit meself. What would you do? I'd try and befriend it as well, like a Pittbull. But joking aside, that is the true horror of Alien isn't it? Not just the gestation element, it's what it's gonna do to you once it's got you.

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David 1
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David 1May 12, 2012

Hi haydn: Well, I would go like AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH and then AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then ouch, you bit me

[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]

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ShaneMay 12, 2012

I'd shit myself and die. Just like everyone else. Shit, vomit or piss. I would leave a smelly corpse. This is by far my most mature post.

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SpartacusMay 12, 2012

INSTINCTIVELY..find a way to put up a fight to the death and as quickly as possible which in my case would "prolly" be about 0.0003 seconds. Before being dead that is...we are talking about a Xeno here right...?...

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Kane77May 12, 2012

* alien raises up before me * starts to drool * insect fingers reachin out for my head * open its mouth * more droolin * second pair of jars drives out me thinkin ..maaaan, garlic and crucifix wont work on this movie I guess..

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SkyMay 12, 2012

[img]http://swtor.gamingfeeds.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/5/files/HLIC/dcde3450318222e697a49f713f700510.jpg[/img]

Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security.

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RSANDMay 12, 2012

Like practically all in Alien, Brett just did what any terrified Human would do: he froze.

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SpartacusMay 12, 2012

lmao you guys hahaha

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Kane77May 12, 2012

* please..not me... [URL=http://www.imagebanana.com/view/3nfiy8br/_shrek_cat1.jpg][IMG]http://img6.imagebanana.com/img/3nfiy8br/thumb/_shrek_cat1.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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David 1May 12, 2012

Sky: "[b]Mr. Xeno, Sir... you wouldn't eat me, would you[/b]?" [img]http://www.funver.com/images/stories/funny/dogs/funny_dog_02.jpg[/img]

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David 1May 12, 2012

Kane77: LOOOOL

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SpartacusMay 12, 2012

hahaha

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SkyMay 12, 2012

@David_1 : first reaction, something like this... [img]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25700000/OMG-the-cutness-dogs-25742489-478-640.jpg[/img]

Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security.

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takka_takka_takkaMay 12, 2012

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PZZtQ.jpg[/img]

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You have my sympathyMay 12, 2012

Put my head between my legs and kiss my arse goodbye!

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SpaceFrogMay 12, 2012

I'd talk to the xeno, everybody freezes, screams or trys to attack them. I'd offer it a john player special and ask it where the fuck are your eyes.

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David 1May 12, 2012

Sky: LOL [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ALxDLPsHpE0/TV7UTLRiV9I/AAAAAAAAAGY/JLevhLtbwmA/s640/Funny-Mill-Funny-Dogs-Collection-pic-24.jpg[/img]

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haydnMay 12, 2012

takka. Yeah, how to survive a bear encounter. I'd play dead. The smell of my fanny (that's arse to the UK) would probably give the game up.

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Myrddin365May 12, 2012

I'd wanna be like Dillon a la A3, but I'd probably be standing in a puddle of piss with a snot bubble comin out my nose.

Safe? Of course he isn't safe, but he's good!

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aka NateMay 12, 2012

Twat it, eh?

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JPMay 13, 2012

To twat means to punch, usually with disdain (ie youre most likely punching a twat)

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