If I'd bumped into an Alien, like Brett, I'd twatt it.

haydn
MemberOvomorphMay 12, 20121055 Views20 RepliesOr I'd shit meself.
What would you do?
I'd try and befriend it as well, like a Pittbull. But joking aside, that is the true horror of Alien isn't it? Not just the gestation element, it's what it's gonna do to you once it's got you.
May 12, 2012
Hi haydn:
Well, I would go like
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
and then
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and then
ouch, you bit me
[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]
May 12, 2012
I'd shit myself and die.
Just like everyone else. Shit, vomit or piss. I would leave a smelly corpse.
This is by far my most mature post.
May 12, 2012
INSTINCTIVELY..find a way to put up a fight to the death and as quickly as possible which in my case would "prolly" be about 0.0003 seconds. Before being dead that is...we are talking about a Xeno here right...?...
May 12, 2012
* alien raises up before me
* starts to drool
* insect fingers reachin out for my head
* open its mouth
* more droolin
* second pair of jars drives out
me thinkin ..maaaan, garlic and crucifix wont work on this movie I guess..
May 12, 2012
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Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security.
May 12, 2012
Like practically all in Alien, Brett just did what any terrified Human would do: he froze.
May 12, 2012
* please..not me...
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May 12, 2012
Sky:
"[b]Mr. Xeno, Sir... you wouldn't eat me, would you[/b]?"
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[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]
May 12, 2012
Kane77:
LOOOOL
[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]
May 12, 2012
@David_1 : first reaction, something like this...
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Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security.
May 12, 2012
I'd talk to the xeno, everybody freezes, screams or trys to attack them. I'd offer it a john player special and ask it where the fuck are your eyes.
May 12, 2012
Sky: LOL
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[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]
May 12, 2012
takka. Yeah, how to survive a bear encounter. I'd play dead. The smell of my fanny (that's arse to the UK) would probably give the game up.
May 12, 2012
I'd wanna be like Dillon a la A3, but I'd probably be standing in a puddle of piss with a snot bubble comin out my nose.
Safe? Of course he isn't safe, but he's good!