Top Ten Things to do after seeing Prometheus

Kim Novak

MemberOvomorphMay 24, 2012679 Views20 Replies

[b]Top Ten Things to do after seeing Prometheus:[/b] Nr. 10 Shave off beard from the last 6 months. While shaving constantly scream at the mirror: Cut it off! Cut it off! Nr. 9 Enjoy life after seeing the movies - till the world ends in 2012. (Those dam Mayans.) Nr. 8 Rename your wife Charlize Theron. Nr. 7 Reenact gory Prometheus scenes with local school kids at Christmas Ceremony. Nr. 6 At Barbecue yell at friend: Fire! Our first piece of technology. Fire! Nr. 5 Call NASA if there are any seats left for the next mission to lv 423 or lv 426. Nr. 4 When other people push buttons in elevator shout: Take us hoooome. Or there won´t be any home to get back to. Nr. 3 Light candle, put on romantic music and ask wife, if she want`s to "engineer" something. Nr. 2 Start the new Website for "Bladrunner 2" Nr. 1 Start the new Website for "Prometheus 2". First entry in the forum: Too many spoilers.

Xenophobia
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Buy stocks in the second most insidious mega-corporation in the world, Weyland Industries next to Facebook of course.

Spartacus
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

only one for me...make ten posts right here !!!

Spartacus
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

By the way...I actually Dated Kim Novak...the real one !!!

NoXWord
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

-use more frequently the expression "From who?" to piss off people, -start spamming spoilers as soon as the movie ends (applicable to those who see it first) -start discussions about the DVD/BR versions, and cut/deleted scenes -Start spamming "I told you so" topics.

Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born. Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.

Jdax8
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

this is the best post this week!

jupez
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Clean underwear maby?

Spartacus
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

LOL

Jason8
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Go back in for a second helping.

FREEZE!
Co-Admin
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Lol, get a pet squid and name it cuddles!

[url=http://www.madmax4-movie.com/]Visit the Mad Max: Fury Road Forums today![/url]

MAJ
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

What about, "we were SO wrong." Can't leave that out.

Kim Novak
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

[b]Just on more: [/b] [b]Are you an Alien Fanboy?[/b] Nr. 10 As if there where an girls here.... smartass... Nr. 9 You debate online for hours the differences between Alien and Aliens. Nr. 8 Every day at breakfast you let some milk run down your face and shout: I am ash. Nr. 7 After the movie "Alien" you stopped your unhealthy fantasy relationship with Princes Leia and started an unhealthy fantasy relationship with Ripley. Nr. 6 Your Halloween costume is Ridley Scott - and you are mad when other people don't recognize him. Nr. 5 You light your birthday cake with a flamethrower. Nr. 4 Career plans: You will decide this after a Prometheus Weekend Marathon. Probably. Nr. 3 Favorite show on TV: Dallas (This one takes some thinking...) Nr. 2 You work at Walmart - not because you need the money - but the will take over Weyland Industries. Nr. 1 Your pillow is a facehugger.

NoXWord
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

On a second thought, I think eating a huge portion of calamari would be a good post-Prometheus celebration. Or even having some instead of popcorn and offering them to your neighbour during the c-section scene.

Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born. Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.

dopelganger
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

1) Grab an oxygen tank and spend next 30mins catching my breath 2) Run to the restroom and change my underwear 3) Spend next 30mins trying to figure out what the hell just happened 4) Attempt to drive home without getting lost 5) Once home take a shower and put on some dry fresh cloths 6) Spend rest of night trying to sleep only waking up in cold sweats screaming “Take It Out” Take it Out” 7) Eat breakfast hoping that something doesn’t come flying out of my mouth or burst out of my chest 8) Access this site reading all the posts that say “I told you so” 9) Go to work 10) Purchase tickets for that nights showing

[url=http://postimage.org/][img]http://s8.postimage.org/hb990h6kl/bladerunner_banner.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://postimage.org/]free picture hosting[/url]

Kim Novak
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

... After the screening of the movie.... Somewhere on a big ranch in America ---- you walk out of the theater ------ --- say hello to some ILM employees ---- ---- enter your private bathroom ---- --- stare into the mirror , and say: -- My god, George, how could I fucked up my prequels so much --- ---I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. --- --- you are so sad --- --- teardrops in your eyes.... ... You know, like tears...in rain. (Extra bonus for connecting Blade Runner into this.)

Sundar
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Wear mask of bald engineer, drive to Sea World and pick a fight with any aquatic sea creature at least 10 times your own body mass.

NoXWord
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Wear a suit and a tie, let a fly, a spider or any bug crawl under your sleeve and start screaming "It's in my suit, it's in my suit".

Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born. Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.

Sundar
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Cut mouth out of Ridley Scott picture, post a video on YouTube and tell everyone that everything in the Alien franchise is canon except Alien.

Ender
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Chain myself to a big parabolic dish outside SETI in a one man protest on the perils of contacting extraterrestrials. Get hungry after a few hours and go home

RSAND
Group: Member
Rank: Ovomorph
View Profile

May 24, 2012

Take Pepto Bismal. I predict some stomach churning scenes.