I think I know how Prometheus ends...

We learn through a computer signal that David hacks into aboard the juggernaut that the SJs are actually missionaries who have discovered a decades-old transmission from Earth - "The Book of Mormon" musical by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Outraged, they take off for Earth with a cargo hold full of xeno eggs to drop the hammer on the populace who would allow such blasphemy to happen in the name of entertainment and, especially, for a useless Tony award (which they honestly take as the bigger insult, even above insulting their spiritual beliefs). Suddenly, as the ship takes off for Earth we cut to a sleeping Damon Lindleoff who awakes from a dream, sweat pouring from his brow, and grabs his cell phone off the night stand near his bed. He calls 20th Century Fox and says..."I've got a GREAT idea for a prequel to Alien!" *cut to black and famous "LOST" end beat with the word "PROMETHEUS" in all caps across the screen* *roll credits* Just trying to lighten things up in the midst of the what feels like ETERNAL wait for our most anticipated film of the year! Don't hurt me! Seriously, though - where do you think the film will end? Will we see LV-426 at all? Thoughts?