My enthusiastically negative review of Prometheus (Spoilerific)

Hello everyone. I've been passively loitering around here for quite some time, getting thoroughly caught up in the feverish excitement, despite my better judgment. Well, the film turned out to be a very positive experience: a punishment meted out by the powers that be to save us all from our own near-chronic geekery. Seriously, it might have been a waste of two hours but think of all the hours we'll save not hanging around here waiting for tidbits of Prometheus 2...right? Anyway, I hope you enjoy. It was good, vengeful fun to write: http://thedarkteddy.wordpress.com/