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List the worst lines of dialogue from the movie. Don't just list bad dialogue - that would be the entire script - just focus on the worst of the worst. I'll start: "Sometimes, you have to destroy in order to create"

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Crabfart
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Yer that was feking awful 2 kane77 and thats a ridley choice not part of the script - and why is there no protection round the head etc...so obvious it was a ploy to add tension to the film having it in a slowly moving conveyor belt to a protective housing at teh end of the belt WTF?! Some bits were like an awful B movie others quiet intelligent - very fekin strange film - just hope it gets better!
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[img]http://s14.postimage.org/dhr539vjl/HOWBOUTNO.jpg[/img]
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"It's Christmas, and I want to open my present" (Charlie's explanation for why he simply *must* rush over to the dome structure IMMEDIATELY upon arrival, regardless of the fact that there are only 6 hours of light left. Sending some drones to do some surveys first just won't do. Two year trip, trillion dollars, signs of alien life - why be cautious?)
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"Im a geologist, I LOVE ROCKS" VERY poor acting.
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"Doesn't every child wish to see their parents dead?" Uh...no, actually....they don't.
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"Every king has his reign, then he dies. It's inevitable." groan.
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Is there some, ah, AGENDA going on here that we're not aware of, Mr. Spunkmeyer?
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sukkai....your av is rightside up now !
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Spunkmeyer837
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[quote]Is there some, ah, AGENDA going on here that we're not aware of, Mr. Spunkmeyer?[/quote] This thread reviews the laughably bad lines of dialogue the script is riddled with.
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Spunkmeyer837
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"We call them Engineers" "What did they engineer?" "Us" Ooooooooh - so deep. And powerful. And deep.
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Half quote "...While we're half a billion miles away from Earth!!" ... OH REALLY? So just passing Jupiter then?
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sukkal
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I think that was half a "bajillion" miles...
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@Jett — Sometimes I'm more *present* than others...
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A lot of the dialogue was way too stilted or weird. Compare it with the natural dialogue from Alien and you can see why people might be disappointed.
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"Hey baby" =>Milburn to the cobra O.o "She's mesmerized" Again, Milburn to the cobra...You're the one who's mesmerized, pal. "Must have been a glitch" => Janek about the alien lifeform...probably mankind's most important discovery...ever, and he almost immediately assumes it's a glitch after it dissapears from the scan. And I believe during the mission briefing Millburn also said something like: "If you wanna discount three centuries of Darwinism, that's...WHOOOO!"
You don\\\'t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!
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"This is like finding Moses' DVD collection!" ...oh, wait...
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Just about anything Holloway said, out of all the scientists in the world they had to bring along this ahole. " It's Christmas time...blabla" " Hey, David why do you even wear a suit, you don't breathe" " I guess it's a good thing you can't be dissapointed" Something about David not being a real boy. He seems to hate androids, even though he's a scientist. He even fails to be nice to his girlfriend of which he knows she cannot have children: "All you need to create life is a bottle DNA." God does not build in straight lines
You don\\\'t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!
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Spunkmeyer837
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"It isn't a map - it's an invitation" Wrong - again. Where did you say you earned your degree?
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[quote]God does not build in straight lines[/quote] I love that one! Maybe the cheesiest line in the whole movie. He couldn't just say "Look - a structure!". No, he has to be all faux-intellectual with a pronouncement "GOD DOES NOT BUILD IN STRAIGHT LINES". Come to think of it, the structure was a dome, wasn't it?
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Holloway: [i]WOOOOOOH baby are you ready to do this, I know you are![/i] Then why ask you schmuck? And what's with the random growling in the film; Fifield: AOOOOOOOOOOO! Engineer: *Blows flute*
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take your time, I'l wait ;)
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Vickers to Daddy "anything else? " "NO.Father. Thats it." or the silliest one: " Dr Shaw, over here.." Davids head ,AFTER the derelict crashed, rolled and landed, STILL laying on the same place .. very funny... ;)
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Anything else? No, [i][b]FATHER[/b][/i]. That’s it. If you think this means the bet’s off, you’re wrong. [b]Haha.[/b] Why don’t you pay me on the other side? LOLZ!! Why do you think your people made me? We made ya 'cause we could. Hi. I’m Millburn. Biology. Nice to meet you. Okay. Look, um, no offense, but I’ve been asleep two years. I ain’t here to be your friend. I’m here to make money. You got that? When Vickers barbeques Holloway - no wait, that's one of my favorite scenes
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I did not think there was one misplaced line let alone bad one in the film
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In fact there was ONE line that stood out for me as pure GENIUS...MORE SO THAN IN ANY OTHER FILM TO BE RELEASED IN ANY COUNTRY IN THE LAST TEN YEARS AT LEAST As Holloway raises his glass to David8 HE {HOLLOWAY} says... [b]"Here's mud in your eye, Pal" !!![/b] IMHO THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE SINGLE BEST LINE IN HOLLYWOOD CINEMA IN THE LAST TEN YEARS AT LEAST!!!
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Yes, Sparts, you've mentioned that before. Quick, without googling, what does it mean?
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Gavin
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@ sparky, I thought you said Bretts farts were the best lines ever...

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Jim100a100
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no, that was Parker's. Credit where credit's due ;)
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Janek: [i]If you can't be with the one you love...[/i] Ok Janek, then what? Janek again, before crashing the ship: [i]If you can't be with the one you love...[/i] OK, THEN WHAT!? Is it supposed to be funny? Sad? Both? Tragic dialogue IMO
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Spunkmeyer837
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Spartacus: "Here's mud in your eye" is a common toast that has been around for at least 100 years. Merc7: "If you can't be with the one you love" is a line from the song "Love the one you're with", by Stephen Stills. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_the_One_You're_With
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[i]Moving to "Prometheus Discussions" per TC's Request.[/i]
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"By the time you see this, I will be long dead" Why? Does he have a terminal disease? He didn't say that he did.
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@spunky: [i]"Sometimes, you have to destroy in order to create"[/i] Incorrect quote. It was actually more like "Sometimes, in order to create one must first destroy". Said by a robot. You know, like when your house gets demolished to make a by-pass. Just why is that laughably bad, Einstein? Perhaps you can use your argument when someone arrives outside your house with a yellow bulldozer on a Thursday. [i]"It's Christmas, and I want to open my present"[/i] You missed the plural there, but I doubt that is central to your argument. Which seems to ignore the fact that Holloway was fecking [i]itching[/i] to get over there, with actually quite a lot of daylight left to play with. [i]"Doesn't every child wish to see their parents dead?" Uh...no, actually....they don't.[/i] Well spotted, Einstein. If you didn't get the hint that robots think differently to humans, perhaps you need the message to be nailed on your forehead so you can see it in the mirror each morning. [i]"Every king has his reign, then he dies. It's inevitable."[/i] Do pay attention. Weyland was [i]challenging[/i] the inevitable and that concept in turn was being challenged by the one person who would gain by his demise. [i]"We call them Engineers" "What did they engineer?" "Us"[/i] Wrong. SHAW: We call them Engineers [pause] FIFIELD: Would you mind telling us what they engineered? [slight pause] SHAW: They engineered us FIFIELD: Bullshit It seems to be wasted on you that most humans do not regard themselves as animals, let alone think that they could have been designed or - worse - 'engineered'. These are four very efficient lines of dialogue that bring into play the existence of the engineers, the fact that humans can be engineered, and Fifield's aggressive nature.
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" WHEOOWWWW" Charly opening his helmet in temple..
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other non-verbal actions also were idiotic like Charly´s drinkin while they stuck the multivoltage device into the 2000-years-old, one-of-a-kind, most-important-finding -of-mankind head and try to REANIMATE it. W T F ?? do you do that with an important archeological find, lets say early christian head..reanimator-style?? then it waggles its multi-animated ears lie a frog stuck into a microwave.. THEN, WHAT FOR after all?? just to watch it blow up? idiotic. I WANT A NEW PROMETHEUUUSSSS...
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@Kane77 YES! quote: "" WHEOOWWWW" Charly opening his helmet in temple.." That part will go down in history as the biggest clanger ever take that bit out and the film instantly gets an extra point out of ten up! Jesus man a massive groan filled the cinema when he did that and when the rest took there helmets off it was like W T F did everybody just lose 100 IQ points in .01 seconds!!!
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WE were soo wronggggg soooo wronggggg

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