The PromEATeus

Just for fun... @Patch has an online "Waffle plex" for those that read the status board or have visited. Well I propose a name change to PromEATeus or Shaw's snack shack... ...serving Black goo, Juggernaught juice, Vicker's Vodka and Brett's Beer (All drinks in stonelike urns). Wayland waffles, Fried Hollaway Bacon, The Milburn choker(a sausage so long, boys would be proud). Wayland trotters, Janek jerkyand Alien egss (scrambled, potched or fried depending on how incapacitated the cook is)or a Fifieeld fry-up. And on the sweet trolley there is Shaw's sherbet(so intense you'll clasp you hands together), the Shaw Sorbet, Fifield flan, Millburn missipi mud-pie (Milburn himself keeps his in his pants), Millburns marangue, a Janek tart, Janek's juis Apparentley a favourite of miss. Vickers. Now I've left some obvious menu choices out on purpos and there are many more I can't eeven begin to think of Suggestions please...