Is Walter an acronym?

'Watch As Lieutenant Triggers Egg Raping'

Which A*sehole Left Those Eggs Ridley

Weyland Alien Linguistics & Technology Extraction Replicant

Watch All Those Losers Explode Rectally (just for you @Neomorph!)

Walter Assists Lone Testing Experimental Rabbitmorph! ;)

Ahahahah love em all!!

Walter is my assistant???....cool ;)

UPDATE: The Rabbitmorph ate all the (Easter)eggs, Walter's probationary period has been terminated!

Walter Advised Lone To Eggmorph Ripley...

Weyland Androids Love/Loathe That Ellen Ripley...

Walter Absolutely Loathed The Engineers Rudeness 

Why Alien:C's Latest Trailer Excited Robots 

LOL

Well

Alien

Lied

To

Everyone

Really

Maybe thats the kind of thing we have to accept, with a worrying potential way they are going to explain it all now

The real question is, will we find out in the prologue that 'DAVID' stands for Dildomorph And Vaginadroid(TM) Integration Device?!