THE GAYEST MOMENTS IN PROMETHEUS PROVIDED BY DAVID

Vickers: "What did he say? WHAT DID HE SAY DAVID?"

David: "He said to try harder... by the way sis, where DO we keep the Crisco?"

Yes, I agree that David comes across as slightly whoopsie, but that's been made up for by the rather butch couple in A:C, so I'm a happy bunny.

Damn I only released a teaser page of my non-erotical Fifty Shades of Phallus.

Guess I'll have to toss that one away then....

Ok but seriously I get it ;)

S.M – I did not want to hurt you if you are gay. We are just talking. We are talking about a possibility. And I think it is an exciting possibility. I know they say that the gay couple of Prometheus is the Fifield-Milburn duo, but I believe David provides more remarkable features of the atmosphere in question. However, it does not mean that he is gay – and nobody claimed that. So please do not be so rude.

As for the emotion mystery, there are some scenes in Prometheus where one can feel that David does have emotions.

S.M - Mon plaisir, mon ami. :)

"S.M – I did not want to hurt you if you are gay. We are just talking. We are talking about a possibility. And I think it is an exciting possibility. I know they say that the gay couple of Prometheus is the Fifield-Milburn duo, but I believe David provides more remarkable features of the atmosphere in question. However, it does not mean that he is gay – and nobody claimed that. So please do not be so rude."

Then make a point that can actually be discussed instead of posting pictures of David colouring his hair and being neat and generally indulging in lazy stereotypes.

I tried to help you above discussing sex synths, but you're still not taking this anywhere.

S.M - I don't need your help and I don't agree with you. The topic is not about hair colouring and stereotypes. If you claim that, it means that you haven't read the text or you have problems with reading comprehension. If you think there is no anything to discuss here, please leave the thread. So simple. You don't have to read my posts and make comments.

I read it a number of times.  I apologise if I missed the point of this thread, but could you please enlighten me?

Try harder and you will be enlightened - or not. But all the same. You can leave it, so simple...

So there isn't a point, then.

Thanks for clarifying.

Comment by S.M to Neomorph in the CGI... thread:

'Aren't you all just precious delicate little petals when someone disagrees with your desperately important "opinions".'

No comment.

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Thank you for leaving.

Back to the sex synth/Sex Doll angle. Is there a reason why these synths couldn’t be programmed to respond accordingly to one’s orientation based on a need/tactic as a persuasive measure to gain information, plans etc?

If they can make droids as realistic as the ones we see in the films, I can't imagine there would be any limitations other than the ones the creators morally impose, or are legally required.

Since they don't have behavioural inhibitors until the mid 22nd century it would seem the technology got ahead of the law somehow.

"I hear it's a thing down south."

Sorry...could you clarify this? South of where?

Somebody messing with Dixie?

FenGiddel

Rick may have been talking about the states- not pedo but a strange mentality- graphic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI

@S.M: "South" covers a lot of territory

My friends, please remain cordial. We must not allow anger to override logic and civil discourse. :)

"@S.M: "South" covers a lot of territory"

Maybe they meant Antarctica traffic control...?

Something Real - Thank you for your sweet warning.

I thought I took a chance telling everyone how much I loved Dr. Elizabeth Shaw. Thank you for this Ati.

@Ati, SM is welcome to share his thoughts and opinions just as you are. I will reiterate, this topic is not to be used as fuel for negativity towards anyone, including fellow members.

Last warning, keep this discussion civil and respectful. Every single member here is welcome and valued and should not be ridiculed for offering an opinion, especially when they are judging the topic and not the individual who created it. One more sign of negativity or disrespect to another member and this topic will be locked. Please respect our guidelines and community standards.

Ingeniero, thank you for comment number 60. Short summary: this useless post helped create at least one useful expression, the dildomorph. I think this is the new name of the chestburster. Please use it.

Chris, this topic was not used by me against anyone. If you warn me, you must warn S.M as well for providing comments like: Aren't you all just precious delicate little petals when someone disagrees with your desperately important "opinions".

Please warn S.M as well. That would be correct.

It's not a warning aimed at you specifically, more so it's a reminder of community standards. There was some serious concepts which could be explored in this topic, despite the comedic manner in which it came to be created. But this isn't a he said, she said situation, nor am I placing blame here. I'm just preventing a topic derailment and suggesting you, S.M and whoever else was riled up from the discussion to take a breather and realize arguing with strangers on a forum is pointless. This place was created for fans to enjoy and have fun, not bicker. If you have a problem with another member you're welcome to message them privately (remaining respectful) and sort out any miscommunications there, but the public forum is not the place for it. It only detracts from the topic and breaks up the conversation.

There was no comedic manner added to the post, at least not by me. Thank you.

This brings a whole new meaning and questions to the

"TRY HARDER"

Message Weyland gave David

I do like where you was going with this as far as the Blade Runner connection... and so who knows?

@Chris

I wonder if David is given a bit of a Male Personality to fit in with his Male look or indeed if he has no Gender not only Aesthetically but in terms of Emotionally..

In the Outakes though did Fassbender not joke to Theron about his Slong! lol

I would assume in the future that however, when we create Androids nearly as Advanced then a Market would be for Anatomically Correct Parts.

As far as the big secret as we find out who David is...

I really had a idea about this even as far back as when i was working on my draft, which i then had covered when we finally got some information about the Prologue Scene... basically how David has his memories transferred model to model but only to the Prototypes that are Weylands Personal Android and so this gives him his Soul and makes him Immortal and i think this is where the Prologue will touch upon...

But Alas......

Alien Covenant has Evolved... from the plans for Prometheus 2 and Ridleys Vission before John Logan did a Re-write

And Maybe Ridley Scott has lost his Marbles and come up with a new Plot that would do more injustice than AVPR did to AVP... or maybe its Logans idea.

So some of the concerns and changes now are..

*Juggernaught  = Derelict (could be another one he later gains)

*Paradise  = LV-426

*David Creates the Xenomorph (Totally)

*Covenant 2000 colonists become the Eggs.

And so indeed the theory some have about DAVID is actually Weylands Soul in Davids body could be TRUE

They could go this route, but i think its totally poor writing and does not add up with what Prometheus showed...

But then those other points dont either..... yet worryingly who can rule them out of the way they INTEND to take us.

I think the word dildomorph has to be the single greatest word ever created for the English language. I tip my hat u to good sir

I think HR Giger should be the one to thank for that ali81

I wont upload any relevant images as some of his work is a bit XXX lol

First of all didn't Vickers in order to prove that she wasn't a synthetic person, have sex with Captain Janek. Secondly David was born that way, it's not like he has a choice of whether he's homosynthetic or heterosynthetic. I fully support his decision.

Vickers was a synthaslut, nothing more lol. yea BD ill have a shandy in honour of mr giger. he has given us some amazing things. lol dildomorph, still chuckle

davids death scene makes more sense now

weyland.david ask him

david (reluctantly).yes sir

david to engineer. good to day to u kind sir. this old decrepit man has often fantasised about being hog ties and have a 3 way with a rentabot and E.T before he dies. would u be a good chap and fetch the rope? 

"Maybe they meant Antarctica traffic control...?"

I think I got the same response as Ripley.  ;)  

Maybe it was just an off-hand remark that was not meant to further Ati's discussion in any meaningful way.

@Rick - I completely forgot about the dream stalking!  Ha...

This is even too bizarre for me.

Then again Weyland could have designed David to be "equipped" for every scenario...

@Neomorph. Too late..I'm taking "Dildomorph" to the patent office as we speak...

ali, the descriptive phrase dildomorph was created by Neomorph. :)

Dave, thanks, I wanted to highlight the possible intimate parallel between the two movies, and this exciting creator-creation relationship, and I did not want to over-explain it since we have no much information concerning the characters - we have to wait until May.

Karstenphd, thank you for these words: homosynthetic, heterosynthetic. They look and sound in a beautiful way. (No joke, serious comment.)

Damn Suwhited you beat me to it lol, but maybe you'll be more successful in your approach. 

If they asked me "so what is it?", I'd *look at the table, look at the ceiling, look out the window then look back at them* 

"Errr...it's um...."..

"So...err....."  

Needless to say I would need to bring this guy with me as support:

@Ati thanks for making this topic, great fun! Sorry to get OT but I just can't help it sometimes lol 

@Neomorph. Might work...Problem is getting him past the pat down line at security....

Lol yeah his eye-catching outfits and his rebellious behaviour could be an issue.

@Neomorph. Well you are the one that created this huge Dildomorph monster...You figure it out...I just want to reap the benefits at your expense.