I got woozy just reading the descriptions. This movie is gonna be intense! 

Intense as hell.

But I don't think watching it in 3D is a very good idea.

I typically don't go see films in 3D as a general rule, as I find it to be gimmicky, and distracting from the content of the film. I'd much rather not run the risk of a migraine, let alone the upset stomach this film will inevitably cause XD 

Me neither.

But with or without 3D,Im betting that movie theaters are going to stink from people's pooped pants.

The last I heard of examples of people crapping themselves was in 50 shades. A woman apparently got so stumbling drunk that she basically relieved herself out of all orifaces. I'm hoping this will break that record. 

Prometheus was actually a better cinematic experience in 3D because Scott used it to deepen the frame, not as a gimmick. But I do 3D very sparingly, too cuz of the money and potential headache.