Friday Space Humour !

What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit? A frying saucer What do you get if you cross an ex-Popstar with an extra-terrestrial? Kym Martian What do aliens wear to posh weddings? Space suits What's grey, "mad for it" and lives on Mars? Alien Gallagher [b]If Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on Pluto? Fleas (Pluto being Mickey Mouse's dog!)[/b] Who's long, slippery, and always phones home when he goes sightseeing? E.T. the extra tourist eel Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers? With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it Where do Martians get their eggs? From the little green hen Why is an alien like a collection of famous actors' autographs? They've both come from the stars What do you get if you cross a Martian with a golf score? A little green bogey What are aliens' favourite sweets? Martian-mallows Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds? He's listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records Why don't aliens celebrate Christmas? Because they don't like to give away their presence Who's the greatest footballer on Mars? Michael UFOwen