Alien, The Musical!

[b]Okay, if they can make a Broadway Musical of Spiderman, I think one for Alien can be made! Here's what I came up with. Just imagine a certain song by Queen in the background while you are reading the lyrics and let me know what you think! [/b] [u]Allen, The Musical! By AB Cullum (inspired by Queen)[/u] [i]Is this a movie? Or is it just a hyper-dream? Flying through the galaxy At a very slow velocity We wake up, check our instruments to find We’re not where we are suppose to be We’re just a doomed crew; don’t need any sympathy Because the bonus was easy come, easy go Would the pay have been equal? We just don’t know Working for this Company really blows so it really doesn’t matter to me, to me… Mother, just condemned us all Stopped the ship when we were ahead Heard a signal, now we’re dead! Mother, you could have told Weylan-Yutani to get bent But now we’ll go and throw our lives away Mother, oooo Ripley doesn’t want activate the self-destruct So if we’re not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on; take the cargo, as if nothing really happened Too late; our time is up Kane got impregnated by something nasty at his find His body started convulsing at dinner time “Goodbye, everybody.” He said; “it’s time to go!” “Gotta leave you all behind to face this little SOB alone!” Mother, oooo (Working for this Company really blows!) “I don’t want my chest to bust open wide and I sometimes wish this thing had never been born at all!” We see the little shape of our cat! Get him, Brett! Get him Brett! You can do it on your own! Dark shadows and very little lighting – very very frightening! “Jonesy?” “Jonesy?” “Jonesy?” “Jonesy?” Meow, meow then oww! Oww! OWW! It’s just a poor Xenomorph and he wants to kill me! He’s just a poor Xeno from a really large family! He won’t spare our lives; it’s just an atrocity! Now Dallas is gone; let’s abandon this ship and go! Nostromo! No! We cannot go! Nostromo! No! We cannot go! Nostromo! No! We cannot go! Why, Ripley? Why??? Why??? Why??? Four will never fit in the shuttle if we go! Then let’s draw some straws to see who goes! But Parker wants to open a can of whip-ass on that ugly Xeno! No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, Mother, Mother; will you ever let us go? But Ash was an android all this time and he tried to kill Ripley! Ripley! Ripley! Parker and Lambert tried to get some more coolant but died! So now it’s Ripley and the cat named Jones who are next in line! Oh, Xeno! Got a surprise for you, Xeno! I just set the self-destruct, got in the shuttle; gonna get the heck outta here! Ooh no! Ooh no! This SOB got on the shuttle, too! So I’ll get in my spacesuit and try to harpoon it in two! He flew through the air lock and I thought we were safe He’s still ticking me off so I’ll blow him the **** into space! Now it’s time to sleep; no more fears But no one will find us for 57 years… Working for this Company really blows![/i]