Engineers Just Wanna Have Fun

Perhaps the real reason for Ridley's croissant to reach Earth is so the Engineers/Space Jockies can let their hair down(figure of speech) and paint the town red after eons of space boredom.You know land in any British city,score some dope,do a bit of clubbing,chase some sassy Earth girls around,indulge in copious amounts of friday-night binge drinking,end up in Indian restaurant being abusive to customers and staff,and then push one of their wasted space buddies in a Tesco's supermarket trolley back to their croissant at gone 4a.m. in the morning loudly singing select lyrics from I'm an Englishman in New York.It could happen.......Or they have the bad luck to land in a heavily fortified Taliban terrorist-training camp.Discuss......