A director you wouldn't like to see direct an Alien film

In the [url=http://www.prometheus-movie.com/community/forums/topic/4369]A Director you'd like to see direct an Alien film?[/url] thread, there have been some great ideas about accomplished directors who could pull off a respectable Alien film. In this thread, I'd like to do the complete opposite. Who are the absolute worst people you would never want coming close to directing an Alien film? I'll get started with: Uwe Boll Michael Bay M. Night Shyamalan Roger Christian (directed Battlefield Earth) The Wachowskis