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LV 223 WRECK

MemberOvomorphJune 05, 2012817 Views6 Replies
New Weyland anti-ageing formula drops market these days Nevermind some scenes and finish of the advertisement, everything is gonna be fixed in sequel What is the Weyland's most strong formula for anti-ageing: listing Support archeos for finding a starmap, assume them got invited Build an immoral android which never tells or warns people about things happening. Shed trillion dollars and build FTL spaceship instead of consciousness transfering to synthetics. Convince employees to go 30 billion billion miles in space and big big big surprise at the and Instead of a full armored ship build an A class cruise ship so in 2 years of hyper sleep crew may fart in comfort. Let synthetic gets all pleasure of ship only.(don`t forget to take off ennui fuse, give some game balls and capability to suck all personal information on crew's brains) Space is your backyard so no need heavy weapons, artillery. It would be enough a bit modified stock pistols. Flame-throwers may usefull over scienctist who infected and dont want wasting time in quarantine or cryostasis and suddenly to be bored of his life while at the edge of the ultimate exploration of humankind history. Find three kamikaze minded pilots for sudden suicide needings who got no worries about lack of heavy weapons on craft. Captain must be a NY taxi driver sauced man who has randomly changeable moustache. Find a wacky scienctist who has an unnecessarily rising angriness and shouting in loudness suddenly also easy to lost the way while he is a geographer with apparatus and make him an ever smiled dude who hardly prevents himself to pat every first encountered alien species but fails and pats. Make a daughter during age sixties to give her hate and while beside her bring honor to synthetic by saying it is as my son i never had bla bla bla... Go Zeta-Reticuli land LV223 Let synthetic reads, analyzes, knows everything about alien world and tells nothing crew but you. Never really interest about magnificent explorings details. Viciously get most useless scienctist infected who drinks your wines. bla bla bla Go to a Jaggernaut as an ordinary hospital visiting in downtown, awaken giant alien life form which is gorgeous exploration of humankind history. (be careful about blowing head may be his brother) Let that be the most glorious momments let synthetic speaks in alien language. As an idiot let android to ask alien the formula of eternal living. Android: - Oh we are from earth, your race created us so i mean them and they created me... you got it.. thank you very very very much, we appreciate...By the way could you please give us the formula of anti-ageing.. we are rich very rich ....you got it. Give the formula, come with us to earth, be worshipped thing, be God, be Lord, be whatever you want long live and prosper....Will you ha will you...imagine dollars, we build you a new Jaggernaut made from gold and an emerald as big as you are, not a tiny one ha..will you.. Don't panic while Sj vomits just watch him like idiots and wait hopefully for formula. Think silently to destroy alien life form after getting formula and smile non stop. The movie is breaking at this point but no problem, don`t try to tune your director or script writers, rest of to see is not important. It is gonna be fixed in sequel..trust the Weyland formula. Since your brain has died no need to worry about aging no more. Sorry for my English.. For epic story about everything see "Who mourns for Adonais" episode of Star Trek TOS spacefull love to members and stuff by the way third seeing of movie was in a mid european language which i know a few word and watching this technologically mind-blowing and scriptly moronizing movie was more and more enjoyable. lol

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rogerflaps
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[b]Post Moderated[/b] - Do NOT post links to pirated movies. This is strictly prohibited here. Any more violations will result in suspension. - BugHunter
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abordoli
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Is this a poem or some sort of "Ode to Prometheus"? -or-was this non-English originated translated into English by Google-fish? Either way, it is an astonishing work or art!
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takka_takka_takka
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Homestly, your lack of English just made the post better. I thought it was intentional until you mentioned it. Ripping good job!
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LV 223 WRECK
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glad to see your comments :)
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Hooperman
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This is beautiful
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thefall
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a new way of using the English language...very interesting

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