A message to our Engineers

The apocalypse is inevitable but no one truly knows when it will happen it is always better to assume and hope for the best and if you can't then there probably a pill or something that can help you. Genocide sucks for sure

I'm sure they monitor internet discussion boards very closely, and that your thread has now changed their mind, and thus saved us all from the apocalypse. I would like to extend my gratitude for saving me, and the 6 billion other humans and the countless generations to come. Would you like a cookie?

Hey, it's not my fault that our creators were destroyed by a creature that can be killed with a simple shotgun. Maybe, instead of focusing all of their attention on inventing Genetic Bioweapons, they should have invented, like... weapons.

How about offering them a drink with a little DAB will do you in it?

But WHAT was the weapon? The black goo in the canisters? The cobra thingies? The big pale guys themselves?

Here's to hoping we get to see a hammerpede grab hold of the barrel of a shotgun in Prometheus 2.