Accurate Script

The High Priest
MemberOvomorphJune 22, 20121050 Views10 RepliesNot sure if this has already been posted. If it has - lock me. If not - Enjoy!!!!!
http://www.the-editing-room.com/prometheus.html
sweet!
June 22, 2012
@High Priest - That is so awesome! Great link!
We should do Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Prometheus. We will have a blast
"SCREENWRITER DAMON LINDELOF
What you need to understand is that this isn’t a movie about “answers” so much as it is about “QUESTIONS”!"
lol
June 22, 2012
An inconvenient truth...
thx for sharing HP!
You don\\\'t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!
June 22, 2012
Merci Haut Prêtre :)
J'ai hurlé de rire en lisant ce scénario.
Ça fait du bien de rire un bon coup !
June 24, 2012
The part I have enjoyed the most... I was nearly crying :
SEAN and RAFE camp out in the CREEPY VASE ROOM.
SEAN HARRIS
Have you noticed all of these metal vases are leaking strange Black Goo?
RAFE SPALL
Yes, and a weird creature has just emerged from it!
The creature is a VAGINA SNAKE.
RAFE SPALL
Even though I ran like a little bitch at the first sign of danger earlier, I will attempt to cuddle with this creature.
SEAN HARRIS
You’re an idiot. It’s going to bite the fuck out of you.
VAGINA SNAKE
He’s right, Rafe. I am going to bite the fuck out of you.
RAFE SPALL
Cannot… resist… vagina… snake…
The VAGINA SNAKE bites THE FUCK out of RAFE with its VAGINA DENTATA and breaks his ARM. SEAN cuts the VAGINA SNAKE in half and gets BUKKAKED with ACID BLOOD and falls into the BLACK GOO. Then the VAGINA SNAKE orally violates SEAN and kills him.