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penivagina dentatacle rex

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sukkal

MemberOvomorphJul-04-2012 2:29 PM
I'm probably late to the party on this, but it is [url=http://m15m.livejournal.com/23209.html]SOOOOOO HILARIOUS[/url]!! Favorite line: DAVID: [i]He said I'm a good son and he's proud of me and he does too think I have a soul and he has always liked me more than you.[/i]
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Ravager, The Alien Queen

MemberOvomorphJul-04-2012 2:30 PM
WTF?

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MemberOvomorphJul-04-2012 2:47 PM
David is a good son, and his father is very proud of him...

cthulhu-666

MemberOvomorphJul-04-2012 4:28 PM
i've already mentioned it in some other thread, trilobyte, facehugger ideas are based on old myth called vagina dentata. check wiki by yourselves :-)

David 1

MemberOvomorphJul-04-2012 4:41 PM
[ROLL CALL! Vickers, the corporate ice queen!] VICKERS: Since we didn't bother to speak to each other before we all signed up for a multi-year trillion-dollar research project, let's talk about why we're out here now. [The hologhost of the Ancient Late Peter Weyland!] THE LATE WEYLAND: Now, you may be sitting there thinking, why would anyone name a ship after a mythological figure condemned to a horrible fate for daring to overreach himself? Well, you see, I thought of that: you are here to metaphorically rescue Prometheus out of gratitude to our makers, like the mighty Heracles-- VICKERS: Didn't Heracles die horribly? THE LATE WEYLAND: --and I don't want to hear anything about Heracles from negative nags. To help you on this journey, I have given unto you my robot not-son, David, who is a perfect specimen of humanity except that he has no humanity, and NO SOUL, and thus will always be UNWORTHY. ©2012 Cleolin da Jones. Please quote or link back, do not repost. cleolinda.livejournal.com DAVID: DAD, I AM LEARNING TO FEEL EMBARRASSMENT!! [Shaw, Holloway, and their PowerPoint cube!] SHAW: As you can see, all of these far-flung ancient civilizations ended up depicting the same giant pointing to the same configuration of circles, which maps to a star system ancient peoples had no way of knowing about. We call these giants "Engineers," and obviously, they are inviting us to come find them and ask why they made us. I mean, it's all right there. [Fifield, mohawk geologist! Millburn, hoodie biologist! Ford, the Scottish lady who… sciences… in unspecified fields? Janek the captain! Jackson the security guy! A plentiful array of disaffected redshirts! Also, they hate you.] THE CREW, WHO HATES YOU: ... MILLBURN: So... evolution can go fuck itself? SHAW [beaming]: I have a deep and spiritual faith that there are Creators guiding our existence, and we are here to meet them, just like they asked! ©2012 Cleolinda Jones. Please quote or link back, do not repost. cleolinda.livejournal.com FIFIELD: How do you even know that bullshit is an "invitation"? Maybe this guy is just like, HEY, LOOK! Balls. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]

Ravager, The Alien Queen

MemberOvomorphJul-04-2012 4:48 PM
facehuggers are flying pussies!!! lol

Custodian

MemberOvomorphJul-05-2012 3:43 AM
STINK EYE chucklesome for minutes. SHUT IT, PINOCCHIO [i]it's all good stuff...[/i] DAVID: Well, I think we should drink to that. And by "we" I mean "you." BIG ASS SMILIES, this is so funny. SHAW [recording]: Final report... the Prometheus and its crew and your trillion dollars are toast. If you receive this message, sit the hell down. There is nothing left but death and plot holes here. And possibly my alien tentaclebeast son, I'm not sure who won that fight. If you want to come pick him up and take him to daycare, that's not my problem anymore. We will persevere, because this bitch is in charge now. Where we are going, you should not follow. We might get a director's commentary. We might not. But I believe. This is Elizabeth Shaw, Ph.D, HBIC, BAMF--
2013 sci-fi horror novels 'Custodian' and 'Tandem' available from Amazon, B&N, iTunes etc...

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MemberOvomorphJul-05-2012 10:59 AM
Ravager... facehuggers are actually male face rapist.... very disturbing and very naughty...

cthulhu-666

MemberOvomorphJul-05-2012 12:44 PM
nope, facehuggers are something which is female based, it has vagina and its large long clitoris rapes its male victim. or it can be hermaphrodite with both sets of penis+vagina in one body and impreganting raped victim. a la incubus/succubus

shambs

MemberOvomorphJul-05-2012 12:47 PM
bizarre and hilarious at the same time
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