Bad Weyland! BAD!!!!!! improper for sensible people who don't mind about alien p

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David 1

MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 4:58 PM

Here comes a thought from the patitudes of High Strangeness [b]CAUTION: IF YOU DON'T MIND ABOUT A WOMAN GETTING BIRTH TO AN ALIEN SQUID, THIS MIGHT NOT DISTURB YOU! BUT IF YOU DO, STOP READING NOW![/b] ------------------------------------------------ A thought on the derranged relationship between Weyland, Vikers and David: By some awkward and nasty reason, Weyland sees David has "the closest thing" he has "for a son". What if David is actualy his Son... and his Grandson at the same time??? but in an artificial way.

[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]

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David 1

MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 7:21 AM

Feebs: Don't worry. By the time you get old there will be multi-task Diapers: you can feed the pidgeons and let go at the same time. I'm sure there will be a downloadable app for it so you can twitt the Prometheus Elder Members about the wonders of such a gizmo. BTW, Twitter by that time will be known as Pidgeons as a goof for the ol' folks that were born before the year 2012

[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]

David 1

MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 7:23 AM

Xeno: indeed he did. Fear of death is a primal thingy many try to express through art. As for Frank, blame Prometheus member HAL 9000. I told him to stop messing with the Pods.

[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]

BurKaZoiD

MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 10:48 AM

@David 1: Ah, OK, I see. Thanks for the explanation. BTW, that's just plain dirty LOL.

David 1

MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 11:31 AM

Burkazoid: tell me something clean about the movie or the Alien Universe.

[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]

fader

MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 11:43 AM

@David 1, your lucky you do not have a Dr. Phil there. I have never seen such a show with a man that has all the answers. If Dr. Phil was still actively on the air today, he would have all the answers dealing with the movie Prometheus. As of today, all they show is he previous shows dealing w/incense, drug abuse, broken relationships, sex abuse, ect, but he always had an answer or knew where to send the complaining parties to get resolution.... He comes on at 4:00 AM in Kansas City, Mo. each and every morning, but I watch it w/my 1st morning coffee.... So where do you reside????

I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo....

David 1

MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 11:58 AM

I'm from Portugal. I've seen some Dr. Phil stuff on youtube and most of it I found hilarious, not only for the kind of problematics those peeps go there with, but for the "entertainment" side of it all. Some things seem to be fake, others seem to be real... mehh... we don't have Dr. Phil but have some twisted shows as well.

[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]

Necronom 4

MemberNeomorphAug-29-2012 2:23 PM

@ jiso-Ripley managed to push Ash up against the wall in Alien. @ Davy-one of the ideas i had was that David8's skin and hair was created by Weyland growing his own stem cells. Maybe Vickers had him made with the purpose of using him as a sex slave? She's obviously promiscuous and Weyland as shown that he is lacking in morals and absolutely sick in the head! So it's possible.

The poster was good though!