Weird Deacon Dream: They Took my Turkey !!! (Very Long)

Well she also asked "Wtf is a deacon?" *I show the picture in the gallery* "Eeeew, I don't wanna read this anymore :< " Pretty cool story tho :P

LOL at the deacon taking your turkey. >>Then I began to choke the xeno who turns out to be a Deacon. Another LOL!

@Leeta - this is a horrible dream :D you are not suppose to laugh :D HE TOOK MY TURKEY !!! :D

Thought about illustrating this dream, what your favorite scene and what should be illustrated? I'll try to do my best :)

Choking the xeno? XD lol!

Maybe :D or the melt down :D Gonna try to do them ^^b

well you asked about my dream in the status board... it is weird and very hard to explain and im still really upset over it. it makes me cringe and i wanted to cry when i woke up. i have been staying awake on purpose just because this bothered me so much. havent been to bed since. i havent had a dream upset me to purposely stay awake for many years. first, this didnt happen in my dream but it was implied or i just knew it for some reason. apparently i had agreed to "host" some organisms in my own flesh. i have no idea why, no idea what they were, or no idea who i told that i agreed to this. i was in my cot in my bedroom (i sleep on a cot, on the couch, or on the floor i dont like beds) and i woke up and had these... "things" in my scalp. there were 2 large insect or perhaps crustacean like creatures protruding from the top of my head. they were about the size of ferrets and they were exposed from the waist up out of my head. their abdomen and legs were imbedded into my scalp and all the way through my skull and resting on my brain. when i got up out of my cot, the right one immediately started demanding i release it. it screams something like "i am old enough to be detached from you, host! let me go right now! i feel i am being kept against my will and i wont tolerate it!" he starts to struggle, puts his little clawed hands on my head and pulls my hair as hard as he can. at this point i have no fking idea what to do, i am very confused. he keeps yelling and demanding to be free from me, that i am apparently forcing him to be stuck to me? im not, i dont want gross bug things in my head!!!! he starts to dig his claws into my scalp and i start bleeding, he just yells and screams obscenities like " get me the fck out of you or im going to kill you". the bug creature on the left is very sweet, he starts putting his hand on the other one and asking "please stop, calm down! stop doing that!" the right sided one keeps demanding " i am big enough now to be on my own, you better find a way to get me out of your skin right now or i will claw my way out and i will scramble your brains in the proses, try me bitch!!!" the left sided one keeps grabbing the other and trying to calm him down, saying weird stuff like "she raised us in her own flesh, she provided life for us, dont this, dont hurt her!! she isnt trying to hurt us, please stop!!!" i ran around the house trying to find things to get him out. i found a bottle of mineral oil and dumped it all over the area that the creatures body was attached and entering my skin, i was trying to lubricate the area so maybe he could be easily pulled out. the left sided creature told me telepathically that they both werent quite old enough to be removed from me and they will probably fall apart in the process or die. while i was listening to that one, the right sided one got pissed and said i was taking too long and started digging his claws deeper into my skull and started to bite the sh** out of my scalp, ripping big mouth fulls of my head skin and hair out. ***** now to break up this segment, i want to say that i have never felt pain this bad in a dream except for one exception. not only do i have insomnia but my entire life i have had problems flailing around and talking/yelling in my sleep. i used to sleep walk as a kid, and so bad my parents had to put doggy gates all over the house so i wouldnt hurt myself. well, back to my point... the only time i felt such intense pain is because i WAS in pain in real life. once i layed on my arm wrong and in my dream someone shot me in the shoulder with a shot gun. i was in intense pain and rushed to the ER and it hurt for what seemed like a day.. then i woke up and my arm was twisted up and in intense pain because i was laying on it wrong!! another example is that i used to be stabbed, hit by cars, and other injuries directly in my lower spine near my butt crack in most of my dreams. the pain was so intense i would wake up twisted and couldnt move, i had to scream and cry for my parents. a couple years later i felt that same pain in person, i was taken to a doctor and i had degenerative spine disease and my tail bone was growing extremely crooked and causing pains to shoot up my spine... the same pains as my dreams. ****************** i will finish my dream in part 2!!! right now i am going to go smoke a cigg... i need one :/ yeah i know its bad for you, so shush!

[quote]they were about the size of ferrets[/quote] I'm sorry but I cracked at this point lol . . . interesting indeed. I HATE bugs with all my life. They just loove to eat me and sting me :/

lol, well i get how that comparison is funny. they were elongated and a very weird body structure and thats all i could think of was ferrets... also those little bug guys on men in black, very similar to their structure but they looked way different in color and had an exoskeleton. i will draw it to show how creepy they were as soon as i can. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aJeraBPrjBw/TYYoq1JrpUI/AAAAAAAAAGY/AmIWVa5Fojw/s1600/WormGuys.jpg[/img] and now i shall start on part 2 which hopefully is the conclusion to this dream. maybe a part 3 if i ramble on too much lol.

I too kinda promised to illustrate my dream but im soo lazeh :(

****part 2**** so, i scrambled around the house looking for something to pry the creatures out of the mineral oil lubed up scalp that wasnt sharp and painful, mostly because i didnt want the jerk one to attack me more if i hurt him. so the best thing i could find was an antique butter knife that i have in the kitchen in real life. [img]http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc465/clockwork_carrion/toys/anbukn_zps9f0d3a5b.jpg[/img] this thing is old and dull as it could possibly be. so i attempt to pry the right sided creature out of my head and apparently the left and right one had grown together under my scalp skin. i wasnt prying at the right angle for that... so both of their mid sections snapped and separated them in half.. their little bug organs n guts were hanging out and dripping all over my head and face until i hurried and plopped them onto my desk. i could feel both of their disembodied legs flailing around and scratching my brain. my eyes were twitching and blood dripped out of my tear ducts, also made random parts of my body jerk around from whatever parts of my brain were being pressed on. whilst i was having my full body seizure/flailing episode, the jerk right side creature started screaming at me from the desk about cutting him in half and how both of them were going to die now. the nice one started saying "no its okay, just try to get the rest out of your head before more damage is done". i tried but i couldnt control my arms and their legs were flailing and digging harder into my brain. i fell on the floor and completely lost control of my body while i felt sharp clawed feet shredding the top layer of my brain like paper, making my eyes roll back, vomit profusely, and flap around on the floor like a fish out of water. the jerk creature then states "if you put us back on the same spot quick enough, we can reconnect to our lower halves and stop the involuntary movements of our claws so the pain can stop. *****************and btw, i have to go to the bathroom really bad... so i guessthere will be a part 3, lol, be back soon!! ***************

woops... i just got an important call and have to leave for a bit. i shall finish this later but for now ill quickly add a small section. ::: the nice left sided creature pleads with me saying "NO, if you put us back he will probably kill you on purpose as soon as he reattaches to his lower half!" on the one hand i thought "fck that thing, i hope he dies a miserable death for the pain he caused me", but on the other i felt really bad for the nice bug creature and didnt want him to die. the jerk one told me he could try to separate from the nice one after i re attached them to my scalp so they could be separate their abdomens and each one could chose to do whatever they wanted. the nice one wanted to stay connected to my head... the mean one wanted to be taken out and run free and do whatever he wanted. ***but i do need to go, i will finish this stupid story when i comeback home after my escapades. i hope everyone in the forum has an awesome day, be back soon!!***

This far wow, one heck of a dream. . . and you remember it so well o.o

[i]too laazyyy[/i]