The best alien quotes

Does Prometheus count? Because I LoLed at David when he says to Shaw: "I didn't think you had it in you...  Sorry, poor choice of words" 

Sure Chris i thought of that one myself 

"Not bad for a human"

"You throw me to the wolves and now you want me to go back out there....no"

"ASH IS A ROBOT!ASH IS A GODDAMN ROBOT!"

 "HUDSON!" 

"Motherfucker....come on, come &  get it baby....come on, I ain't got all day COME ON! Come on....come on you bastards! Come on, oh you too? Oh you want some of this? FUCK YOU!! Arggghh.....fuck you!"

"What are we supposed to use man harsh language?"

"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"

"LET'S ROCK!"

"My own recipe, way more dangerous" 

"We have twenty-five prisoners in this facility. All double
Y chromos, all thieves, rapists, murderers, forgers, child molesters...all scum." 

"This is rumor control, here are the facts..."

"Hey Ripley can I axe you a question?" 

"You've been in my life so long, I can't remember anything else"

"We give you thanks, O' Lord. Your wrath has come and the time is near for us to be judged. The apocalypse is upon us!"

"Father's dead asshole. Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one."

"I ain't drawing no straws!Im for killing that thing right know!"

"I'm the monster's mother."

"Jesus, Jonner what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?"

"Just for color."

"Why don't you just f**k off!"

"Jones god dammit!"

"and you..you little shithead...you're staying here"

Micro changes in air density, my ass.

"This is Ripley,last survivor of the Nostromo,signing off."

"This is Shaw, last surviving member of the Prometheus just like Ripley was the last surviving member of the Nostromo. Listen to my accent.

I am leaving in a juggernaut towards paradise to find gawd. Holy gawd and holy truth, nine is gawd. Signing off"

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"Get to the choppa!!!!"

Oh shnitz.... (-_-)

LOL well played Tiago.I thought about doing that as a prank.

I say we grease this rat f*** sonofabitch!

"They cut the power!" "What do you mean they cut the power!How can they cut the power man they're animals!"

how do I get outta this chicken shit outfit

"You secure that $h!t Hudson!"

"Stop your grinnin..." was already posted. "We're in the pipe, five by five" and "...smooth and by the numbers" are 2 I use all the time. Got my wife to say these, now