Horrible scenario regarding David

Ranting Xeno
MemberFacehuggerMarch 19, 20177034 Views17 Replies
First and foremost; long time lurker, first time poster. Please don't be too brutal...
Now the trailers so far have been great, and I am unbearably hyped for this movie. So much so that I yelled at a guy in the Cinema last night for being a noisy useless waste of space, after he was talking over the trailer.
And the trailer on a cinema screen.....to quote Mr Reaves in every movie he's ever been in, ever....whoaaaa!
And for the record the 2 minute trailer was better than the entirety of "Get Out", which was exceptionally poor.
Anyway. I digress. There is a single scenario that, though unlikely, is possible. And it would see me walking out of the cinema and disowning the whole bloody franchise.
The gravity of this possible plot device should be made clear, I grudgingly forgave 3 and resurrection...not that I'll watch them again, by choice. This, if used, would kill it entirely.
So, on to the plot device in question. If this has already been mentioned, I apologise.
The scene, or second of a scene, with the cloaked figure of David in the corn field with his flare gun....he looks somewhat comfortable shedding so much light on himself.
With god knows what running around, exploding from backs/necks/chests, savaging people and generally being mildly irksome - the last thing I'd want to do is make myself more visible!
What if he has no need to fear? We know he has been on the planet for 10 years, we know there were a society of humanoids (humans/engineers/something else), we know he has been experimenting to try and create the perfect organism.
Furthermore; we know he has experimented on engineers (in his workshop/lab) and I think it's fairly safe to assume Shaw ended up in a good many test tubes, during his experimentation.
So, he's been there. Amusing himself. Working. Researching. Creating a number of failed attempts at what he is striving for. He has had access to (or created) the spores as well as having human(/oid) specimens.
So it's not unreasonable to assume he has seen a Neomorph before. So far, so good...right? Nothing to infuriatingly annoying mentioned so far.
Don't worry, I'm getting to it:
I swear to whatever diety seems marginally less stupid at the time (right now it's the invisible pink unicorn). If they have David with a wee army of pet Neomorphs, that he's sending in to take out the newborns and rescue the Covenant crew after their birthing escapades, I will have a fit and that'll be that.
If David has backup in the form of "pets" from his previous experiments, he would have no need to stay hidden in shadows. If one of the baby Neomorphs went his way, his "pet" would mess it up.
I'm not saying it's likely, in fact it's very unlikely (especially after how retarded Jurassic World was with the Raptor bits).
But it's also not inconceivable, 10 years and at least 1 human host, plus the flora and fauna that may initially have inhabited the planet and the society of humanoids that appear wiped out (if they were alive when David crashed/landed).
So yeah, if we get David rocking in with his trusty creature army of trained creations, flares firing, war cries abound. I'll be pissed.
We know he wins the trust of the Acting Captain (or he's a sodding idiot and deserves to be face hugged), I just hope he does so single handedly and not with the help of any possible creations.
Enough from me. I've given you ample ammunition with which to slaughter me lol. I'll retire to my corner and continue observing.
Take care,
RX