How Would Alien/Prometheus Characters Respond to this Image?

Parker would probably be miffed, and start ranting about how it's all BS, and then Brett would say "Right!" Lambert would cry. Ripley would scoff. Ash would stare impassively.

Vickers would probably use it as a starting-point in a lecture as to why the crew of the Prometheus needs to adhere to her orders, and stick to the Company line. Weyland would probably disagree with it, and go off on a tangent about mythology and mankind striving for knowledge, and of course Shaw would agree with him, but without a god-complex. David would listen to all of the above with an unreadable expression.

*Edited for a typo.

The last image reads like a caption written by Ash.

1st image:

Parker would say "No problems?! Tell that to the people who got good bonuses!"

2nd image:

The Prometheus crew would break the 4th wall and say "No misunderstandings... except the entire movie ;) "

3rd image:

Janek would say "...Vickers..."

Also, the androids would whole-synthetic-heartedly agree with the statement in general.

Jonesy would figure there is little difference.

*Bump*

DK,

I don't think Jonesy can read...or is he an android?....Hmmmm....LOL

DW,

I think Janek would say Vickers shags like a robot

Harold Andrews from Alien 3 on pic 2:

"No misunderstandings. No chaos. No rumors. Only facts."

Holloway would swig champagne, bitch and snark and offer very little in the way of anything profound.

Jonesy would Ignore the question as hustling Ripley for cat treats would be far more important.

Xenomorph to all thinks "No victims."

Nothing worse than a hungry and depressed Xenomorph. :)

Shaw would declare that she chooses to Beiieve there are indeed feelings in space.

Hudson:

1. No problems- we have nukes and sharp sticks!

2. I only want to know if this is a stand up fight!

3. This aint happening man!