
John_Tucker
MemberOvomorphJul-17-2017 11:06 PMI'm not sure if this is the best place to put this but I have written a song about how Jonesy was shamefully left behind in Aliens. I must say that I was disappointed that there were no cats in Alien: Covenant. I hope this song goes someway in making sure that there are cats in the next movie.
The Perplexing Alienation of Jonesy (The Best Cat in the Universe)
Jonesy, why were you left behind?
How could they be so blind?
They should have took you from Earth
so you could save humankind
Jonesy, why were you left behind?
Don't say they're being kind
It takes a special kind of being
to defeat an Alien mastermind
Now you don't need ammunition
To lead it to demolition
We know that's science fact not science fiction
And people think because you're small
That it didn't go for you at all
But you it didn't strike cause you're too beautiful
Jonesy, the best cat in the universe
You make us proud, so proud that our chests burst
So why'd they make you stay?
You could have saved the day
Jonesy, why were you left behind?
They don't know what they'll find
They'll probably lose their mind
Cause they left you behind
Coda:
Jonesy, the best cat in the universe
You're so good that you need another verse
But I can't think of any more words to say how great you are
But if there's one word that makes me feel safe and warm inside...
Then it's Jonesy...