"Alien: Covenant" Honest Trailer

Where is this "Alien Covenant" is a BAD movie narrative's ground zero? It certainly is NOT the popular commentary, given the vast majority of positive reviews. You'd think that A:C was truly "Ishtar" or something like that....jeez.

 I disagree a lot with this trailer but it's popular to hate on A:C.

The honest trailer is biased as f*ck. Anyone can see that.

I think it's funny.

And yes, I liked the movie. Saw it 4 times in cinema.

'And yes, I liked the movie.'

Guys, Daszkowski likes the movie, that's why he shares links to youtube videos which bash the movie - similarly to his 'reassessing' topic. Totally plausible behaviour, isn't it? :D

We are talking about the honest trailer makers who think that the GitS anime takes place in Hong-Kong. Zzzzzzzzzzz... :)

Seriously, August 15th is close (Blu-ray), that's why the similar posters are so active and do everything against Covenant. After August 20th they'll disappear.

No much need for an "honest trailer" when a movie is such an easy target for parody. Funniest part was Batman on the beach.

'No much need for an "honest trailer" when a movie...'

So you can relax now. :D :D :D

I certainly can't stand Covenant but I'm happy people here are enjoying it. What inspires me though is how social media can now force Hollywood to make better movies, imo. Sure, things like this and others can stir the pot for a flame war. Most would agree a good film can't be held by critics or naysayers. Alien was panned but the crowds were around the block opening night for days. When a box office soars or slumps after the opening week it should speak to us about quality of the product.

 But that's the thing though, Covenant isn't bad. It's misunderstood. The complaints in this "Honest" trailer are baffling and very slanted. "The go off course for a John Denver song!" It was an S.O.S.. "They violated quarintine protocols" Faris went in there to try and save Karine, the same way Dallas and Lambert were trying to break it for Kane. "Why does Oram listen to the evil robot!" Oram demanded answers and David gave them to him. Aside from the questionable Neomorph behavior, Oram had no real reason to see how evil David was. The list goes on but it's tiring repeating yourself into a void insistent it's a bad film. People just wanted a more happy Prometheus 2 with Shaw but instead we got a dark one with David.

Lawrence of Arabia - And their key phrase is: 'stupid characters'... They always start with that. The strongest point of the phantom list of complaints.

lmaof!!!  I just saw the honest trailer and it was hilarious but sadly TRUE.

Wow, this guy who makes these "honest trailers" must be real fun to hang out with. I'm sure everyone's deeply envious of his ability to be unimpressed by things.

And it's a real pity he wasn't part of the Covenant away team. I'm sure even without the benefit of hindsight (or any exposure to A L I E N universe lore) he would have made all the best decisions in never before encountered situations.

Again, the fandoms for AC is understood but in the same token, fans of the series such as myself, despise this entry because the script was subpar and the execution even more subpar.  Also, in domestic and foreign box office receipts (added with marketing costs), the movie did not turn a profit, but since it is near breakeven; it will start bringing in revenue in a year or two. 

I cannot believe they even have an article about the honest trailer.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/alien-covenant-honest-trailer-cant-get-michael-fassbenders-flute-1027702

VivisectedEngineer: 'And it's a real pity he wasn't part of the Covenant away team.'

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Jesus, that is the biggest comment of the summer! :D

And Jesus, the THR article title is the title of the summer! :D

'Alien: Covenant' Honest Trailer Can't Get Over Michael Fassbender's Flute'

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Oh, my God! I'm sure they are not the only one who are not able to get over Fassbender's flute! :DDDDDDD

Thanks Ati .

Get roasted, Covenant bashers. :P

VivisectedEngineer - :D

I don't know why fans gt so butthurt by honest trailers. They're supposed to nitpick and be funny. No one is taking this as a serious review of covenant overall.

they were sort of right about the xenomorphs in daylight but the rest, I totally dissagree with. i liked alien covenant alot and i think that if they don't like the philisophical aspects dealing with a.i, They can go watch something like predator or friday the 13th.