Daily routine using Alien franchise quotes

Alarm clock sounds- “All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed?” Apone, Aliens

Ill start with a visual quote. 

IRaptus Well played! Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. That's the spirit!

Me getting up for work.Drake"They ain't paying us enough for this man"

Give me my purgative- I have to go to work!

Today's a day off. I should go to the gym... well, "I havent' finished my coffee. It's the only thing good on this ship"

Cornbread?

Noooooo!

Don't talk to me it, its too early in the morning!!

Coffee??

Much better

Alright, Im off to work, cya dear

Look, I don’t have time for this. I’ve got to get to work.

(LOL- looks like David doesn't like the corn bread either).

then by about lunch time....

Well, off to work.

sorry dk I just entirely hi-jacked your thread

Keep it rolling. This is a newish concept. No worries IRaptus

dk - Great topic! :)

IRaptus - It's awesome! :D

'Don't talk to me it, its too early in the morning!!'

I need a better GPS. I don't recognize this route to work.

dk hahaha so.....was I meant to turn left at Jupiter?

Working hard, or hardly working....you decide

I like this topic, its great fun

IRaptus LOL- a great snip of "Going Nowhere Fast"!

I already broke my own rules in the OP so we will just adlib. It still ends upon arriving to work, but there can be stops and turns along the way :)

Very creative ideas that you can imagine!

when my subordinates argue

"You blow, I'll do the fingering"

I've had far too much coffee today

I see the parking lot now. Coordinates locked in.

Heading into town to do some shopping

damn small supermarket parking, How I am supposed to get the baby stroller out!!!

Gotta pick up the staples. I won't have time after work. Um- here is the shopping list:

hahaha can't forget The Company labelled beer 

They still haven't completed the parking lot and west wall. I feel like a total stranger here. Time to go back home and give it another go tomorrow....fin?

Fin.

I guess it wouldnt be a good Alien story unless something got fired out of an airlock...so without further adieu

...and a swig of Jack as a night cap

fin

Well, that was different. Maybe someone can refine the idea.