Let's Roast Alien

Alien-Covenant.com/forum/
Forum Topic
8625 Views17 Replies

ninXeno426

MemberPraetorianJan-19-2021 8:00 PM

In a possibly vain effort to liven things up a tad around here, I suggest we roast the Alien franchise. All 4 main movies are a go because it's a lot gunner to roast the ones we agree on. Though if you want to roast the prequels go for, be less fun in my opinion lol. AVP Requiem roast is highly recommended, show no mercy to that dumpster fire lmao. Let's try and have some fun guys

Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for 

User Avatar
dk
Group: Member
Rank: Trilobite
View Profile

Been a while since we had some levity. Thank you Bruthah.

Roasting a hallowed franchise.....Well, may as well give it a go. Ahem....

No one mentioned the obvious when coming out of cryo sleep: Damn, you got some serious stank yet don't appear to have ever made any poops or pees. 

The bar has been set low, so let the roast begin!

 

User Avatar
I.Raptus
Group: Member
Rank: Praetorian
View Profile
  • Andrews - "Let me see if I have this correct, Lieutenant; it's an 8-foot creature of some kind with acid for blood, and it arrived on your spaceship. It kills on sight, and is generally unpleasant. And of course, you expect me accept all this on your word."
  • Ripley - "No. I don't expect anything."
  • Andrews - "Quite a story, Mr Aaron."
  • Aaron - "Right sir, it's a beauty. Never heard anything quite like it, sir."
User Avatar
hox
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

Ripley in Aliens: “57 years in hypersleep. And I still can’t give up smoking.”

User Avatar
ninXeno426
Group: Member
Rank: Praetorian
View Profile

 Ripley on trial for blowing up a very expensive ship with story about alien killing the whole crew. Only gets a slap on the wrist with a suspension.

Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for 

User Avatar
ninXeno426
Group: Member
Rank: Praetorian
View Profile

Thanks on joining in guys, I had almost given up on this topic lol.

Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for 

User Avatar
I.Raptus
Group: Member
Rank: Praetorian
View Profile

Lets acknowledge the elephant in the room. 

Parker So, um, we think we should discuss the bonus situation...

Parker has been waiting 57 years to discuss the bonus situation. Ripley owes some serious back pay  

User Avatar
ninXeno426
Group: Member
Rank: Praetorian
View Profile

I think this was either in the script or extended Edition. Alien Resurrection...Weyland Yutani is bought out...by Walmart.

Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for 

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

alien plot:

Group of people gets hunted by big boi with giant sausage for a head.

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

aliens plot:

Group of soldiers get hunted by big bois with giant sausages for heads including their mama which has bigger sausage for head and tail btw epic robot fight at end

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

alien 3 plot:

Group of people get hunted by fast small boi with smaller sausage for head btw main character dies lololololol.

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

alien resurrection plot:

Comedy

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

k im not doing covenant and prometheus

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

lesson from alien:

Don't trust eggs

User Avatar
ninXeno426
Group: Member
Rank: Praetorian
View Profile

Doing prequels is encouraged lol. I'm a fan of them, but fun should be had with them.

Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for 

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

k im doing prequels

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

prometheus plot:

Group of people discover tall bald boi which beats them up btw tall bald boi gets attacked by squiddy god

User Avatar
Kamoebas V.6
Group: Member
Rank: Facehugger
View Profile

alien covenant plot:

Group of people get attacked by medium boy with strange sausage for head and big organic boi with big organic sausage btw bad ending

Join the discussion!



Recently Active Forums
Alien: Earth Series
Alien: Earth SeriesDiscuss the Alien FX TV series here!
Alien: Covenant
Alien: CovenantDiscuss the Prometheus Sequel, Alien: Covenant
Alien
AlienDiscuss all things Alien here
Prometheus
PrometheusEverything About Prometheus
New Forum Topics
Hot Forum Topics
Highest Forum Ranks Unlocked
Svanya
Svanya » Praetorian
89% To Next Rank
Thoughts_Dreams
Thoughts_Dreams » Neomorph
88% To Next Rank
Jonesy
Jonesy » Chestburster
51% To Next Rank
NCC 1701
NCC 1701 » Ovomorph
51% To Next Rank
Dr.Swojd
Dr.Swojd » Ovomorph
39% To Next Rank
Unofficial Alien Animated Series
Alien: Analects - the unofficial Alien animated series
Watch Alien: Analects - The unofficial Alien animated series we created! Visit the official page!
Community Stats
This Alien Movie Universe community is part of the Scified network. Scified hosts a network of online fan-site communities containing 406,127 posts by 48,394 members (7 are online now). The Alien: Earth Series Forum is the most recently active forum. The latest Forum topic added was: Alien: Earth promo sets were built by Monster City Studios!
VIPWhat are VIP?AdminModeratorSpecial TitleMember

This website provides the latest information, news, rumors and scoops on the Alien: Romulus movie and Alien TV series for FX! Get the latest news on the Alien prequels, sequels, spin-offs and more. Alien movie, game and TV series news is provided and maintained by fans of the Alien film franchise. This site is not affiliated with 20th Century Studios, FX, Hulu, Disney or any of their respective owners.

© 2025 Scified.com
Join the discussion!
Please sign in to access your profile features!



Forgot Password?

Log in to view your personalized notifications across Scified!

Scified Website LogoScified is the Hub for Sci-Fi Movie Fandoms
Hosted Fansites
+

Sign In to contribute!