Silliness VIII

Neomorph
Legacy MemberMemberChestbursterMarch 27, 20249946 Views37 RepliesFollowing this site's long-running tradition of random silliness, I present to you volume VIII of light-hearted goofiness! Inspired by veteran user dk's Silliness series, I took this opportunity to continue the fun! I hope he approves! I hope the admin approves!
Anyway, no rules (except the sites' code of conduct obviously) just feel free to post funny stuff at your leisure! Bring it on!!
We all go through it
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
Humans: Let's go explore that abandoned space station.
Xenomorphs inside:
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
^Nice one
Me on June 4th coming home from work and finding out the new Alien: Romulus trailer dropped
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
Right on Nebula and the latest trailer certainly didn't decrease the hype either! But where is everybody? This site is usually visited by several veterans and newcomers this close to the release date.
BigDave when he logs into the forums
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
Don't think politics can fly on these forums.
But yes, BigDave would sometimes get carried away, get off-topic, and write a whole essay. It reminds me of Wikipedia's lamest edit wars. One of my personal favorites is the edit war on the Wiki page for cow tipping, where somebody added a photo of a cow staring at the camera with the caption "An unsuspecting potential victim?" as a silly joke, and it resulted in a huge discussion in the talk page about whether that cow should be classified as unsuspecting because it's looking at the photographer, and there's nobody else there.
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
Anyways, back to the topic
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
Oh the politics wasn't intentional :) it was merely a random example of a wall of text used to describe his doctoral theses that, although very long were interesting to read.
The cow story was hilarious XD
All is good.
Someone: Why are you so mad after losing a gaming match? It's just a game bro, calm down.
Also, that same person when someone in an alien (and any horror) film does something dumb:
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
David Attenborough speaking: As evident here, lies a unique Facehugger specimen in its natural habitat. It is quite different from the typical Facehuggers we all know, but still fascinating nonetheless. As you can see, this specimen is much darker in color except for the edges of its fingers, which also possess hooked barbs that help them hold onto their prey. You will find out why they possess such unique characteristics in the film on August 16.
Director: And cut!
David Attenborough: Alright let's get the hell out of here!
Director: Hold up what's the rush we haven't even filmed the scenes with a Xenomorph.
David Attenborough: Oh fuck me.
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron
Indeed it would
"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron