Silliness VIII

Anyways, back to the topic

Oh the politics wasn't intentional :) it was merely a random example of a wall of text used to describe his doctoral theses that, although very long were interesting to read. 

The cow story was hilarious XD 

All is good.

Someone: Why are you so mad after losing a gaming match? It's just a game bro, calm down.

Also, that same person when someone in an alien (and any horror) film does something dumb:

David Attenborough speaking: As evident here, lies a unique Facehugger specimen in its natural habitat. It is quite different from the typical Facehuggers we all know, but still fascinating nonetheless. As you can see, this specimen is much darker in color except for the edges of its fingers, which also possess hooked barbs that help them hold onto their prey. You will find out why they possess such unique characteristics in the film on August 16.

Director: And cut!

David Attenborough: Alright let's get the hell out of here!

Director: Hold up what's the rush we haven't even filmed the scenes with a Xenomorph.

David Attenborough: Oh fuck me.

Lol Attenborough narrating a xenomorph documentary would be wicked! 

Indeed it would

David Attenborough: "It was at this moment he knew he fucked up"