Silliness IX

A new year and a new chapter of wholesome silliness! 

Feel free to post funny stuff and/or comment! Just remember the code of conduct! 

Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS game) end credits theme:

Below are the ACTUAL lyrics, I'm not joking. Perfect for your romantic karaoke night with your date. 

🎵"Alien

They say its structural perfections matched only by its hostility.

Even artificial persons are impressed.

It preys on man

Don't need no special suit, don't need no nukes, and don't need no artillery...

To rip right through yo' chest.

Aliens

Gestated inside a living human host and have some concentrated acid for blood.

They mostly come at night (mostly)

Their fate depends on whether there's an airlock, whether they're in space, and whether there's a chick who's just too fast to be cut; but the pros have come to fight.

But the pros say, "they have to get off there before '26 (6-6-6-6)... and nuke it from orbit like corporal HICKS (icks-icks-icks)."

For they know whoever said that there's no real monsters... never battled with an alien.

Throw it down for the company; it's something we've never seen before.

Bringing War to Xenomorph this town" 🎵