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Silliness VIII

Alien: Romulus Forum Topic

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Following this site's long-running tradition of random silliness, I present to you volume VIII of light-hearted goofiness! Inspired by veteran user dk's Silliness series, I took this opportunity to continue the fun! I hope he approves! I hope the admin approves! 

Anyway, no rules (except the sites' code of conduct obviously) just feel free to post funny stuff at your leisure! Bring it on!!

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Xenotaris
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LOL!!!!

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NCC 1701
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more to come ,,i`m sure of it 

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Dark Nebula
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"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron

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Neomorph
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Good one ^ lol. Now we know how Alien Romulus begins.

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No way that this is over yet. Bump!

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Neomorph
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What? Chap is evolving!

Congratulations! Chap evolved into Big Chap!

 

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Dark Nebula
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Thank God the piss wasn't acidic

"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron

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Neomorph
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Big Chap marks his prey before going in for the kill! Little did he know that Brett had some weird fetishes..

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Dark Nebula
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Here's one I made on March 21, and also shared it on the LV426 subreddit.

If you get the Darkhorse Aliens: Stronghold reference.

"Abs are not a sign of power, it's just a sign you don't eat enough."-JF Caron

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Neomorph
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Hahaha love it! You even used the same font lol 

You've got talent Nebula, I remember your awesome Neomorph head back in the day that I used as my previous profile pic:

 

 

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Dark Nebula
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Thank you very much.

Damn, I think I made that in 2016,  I feel old.

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Some from 2017-2018

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LOOOOL!!!

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Dark Nebula
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Nice.

Gives me an idea

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Neomorph
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Hahahaha damn good!! You even put an apron on the xeno XD XD 

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The morning after..

 

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Fede Alvarez: I love all of those movies, I didn’t want to omit or ignore any of them when it comes to connections at a story level, character level, technology level, and creature level. There are always connections from Alien to Alien: Covenant.

Alien Quadrilogy and prequels enjoyers:

Folks who expected Romulus will ignore and retcon prequels:

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Neomorph
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Haha the green duck was totally a younger more pissed off me (hey it's better to be pissed off than pissed on amirite ;) on the keyboard after watching Prometheus. 

I'm sure Fede will do a great job regardless of the connections to the other films. 

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We all go through it

 

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Humans: Let's go explore that abandoned space station.

Xenomorphs inside:

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Neomorph
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You're killing it in this thread!! Absolutely hilarious stuff! 

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^Nice one

Me on June 4th coming home from work and finding out the new Alien: Romulus trailer dropped

 

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Right on Nebula and the latest trailer certainly didn't decrease the hype either! But where is everybody? This site is usually visited by several veterans and newcomers this close to the release date. 

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BigDave when he logs into the forums

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Neomorph
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Also BigDave when he logs into the forums:

Me:

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Neomorph
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 (All love for BigDave)

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Don't think politics can fly on these forums.

But yes, BigDave would sometimes get carried away, get off-topic, and write a whole essay. It reminds me of Wikipedia's lamest edit wars. One of my personal favorites is the edit war on the Wiki page for cow tipping, where somebody added a photo of a cow staring at the camera with the caption "An unsuspecting potential victim?" as a silly joke, and it resulted in a huge discussion in the talk page about whether that cow should be classified as unsuspecting because it's looking at the photographer, and there's nobody else there. 

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Anyways, back to the topic

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Oh the politics wasn't intentional :) it was merely a random example of a wall of text used to describe his doctoral theses that, although very long were interesting to read. 

The cow story was hilarious XD 

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All is good.

Someone: Why are you so mad after losing a gaming match? It's just a game bro, calm down.

Also, that same person when someone in an alien (and any horror) film does something dumb:

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David Attenborough speaking: As evident here, lies a unique Facehugger specimen in its natural habitat. It is quite different from the typical Facehuggers we all know, but still fascinating nonetheless. As you can see, this specimen is much darker in color except for the edges of its fingers, which also possess hooked barbs that help them hold onto their prey. You will find out why they possess such unique characteristics in the film on August 16.

Director: And cut!

David Attenborough: Alright let's get the hell out of here!

Director: Hold up what's the rush we haven't even filmed the scenes with a Xenomorph.

David Attenborough: Oh fuck me.

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Lol Attenborough narrating a xenomorph documentary would be wicked! 

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Indeed it would

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David Attenborough: "It was at this moment he knew he fucked up" 

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