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Ripley Clone 8

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Link to Article: http://io9.com/alien-resurrection/ With Ridley Scott's upcoming Alien prequel, Prometheus, it's time to look back and ask: What does your favorite Alien movie say about you? The answers may surprise you! [img]http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/06/alientopimage.jpg[/img] ALIEN [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/06/medium_alien.jpg[/img] If the you're a fan of the first Alien, you respond to the cold, dark world of the unknown. It drives you like the Nostromo, plowing through the big black of space. You like your horror Paxton-free, there's no time for humor when people are dying. You also may have a few trust issues, as you should. Is this just a regular dinner, or will this meal end with one of your mates strewn across the table? Thankfully this also makes you a bit of a survivor. When the end-of-the-world is nigh, you're the best equipped to make the big decisions. Who's going up in the air-shaft to find out what's making all that racket? Not you. A cat lover, you have a calm that propels every decision, even in the face of unthinkable madness. ALIENS [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/06/medium_aliens.jpg[/img] You believe that high art can be found inside an action film. You appreciate the difference between Predator and Armageddon, and that while both are laden with cheese, long speeches, and a crew of lovable misfits, one is actually a good film (Predator). Although you are more than willing to argue the merits of film like Starship Troopers (and you will win that conversation every time). Stuck in a firefight, you know the proper cliched characters to surround yourself with so you'll be the last one standing. You believe in shooting first, and asking questions later. But beneath it all beats the heart of a loner just looking for a stoic Michael Biehn-type and a wild child to settle down and start a family with. ALIEN 3 [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/06/medium_alien_3a.jpg[/img] You believe in the cult of nothingness. Just like there is no escape from the Xenomorphs for the prisoner monks, there is no escape for you either. The world is a bleak place. Love, family, hope, it's all just waiting to be thrown into the fire. What is the use in taming the love from a feral child or rescuing potential mate Hicks, when life will just murder them while you sleep? You are not a glass-is-half-empty kind of person. You are a half-a-Lance-Henriksen kind of person. Sure, every once in a while there's time for a bald-headed romp with another doomed inmate (inmate of life, that is) but not even a wise, bespectacled black Jesus can save you. In the end, we're all just meat for the festering monster asleep in our guts. ALIEN RESURRECTION [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/06/alien_resurrection.jpg[/img] Oh, you odd duck. If Alien Resurrection truly is your favorite Alien film, you are a special type of cinephile (who has probably used that term in a non-sarcastic manner). No camera pan, CG, color, or character quip is lost on you. You have an affinity for foreign films. While watching Alien Resurrection you'll comment at length about the color palette of Delicatessen or the visuals of The City of Lost Children (but may not comment about the actual plot). You may also be a little adventurous in the sack (i.e. you'd be much more willing to go to dark places with a xenomorph, but would probably kill the evidence before anyone found out). While the Alien 3 fan finds solace in the cold dark nothingness of life, you believe that creation begins in that bleak empty nothingness. Just like the alien/human spawn that is able to generate 10 times its size from thin air. You see beauty in the broken (and trick basketball shots). But deep inside, you know it must be destroyed. You know you must be destroyed, which is why you probably torture yourself by watching Alien Resurrection. ALIEN vs. PREDATOR [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/06/medium_alien_v_predator.jpg[/img] Hey, movies are confusing, we get that. Sometimes it's just more fun to watch a video game. If AVP is your favorite Alien movie, you might be a bit of a rule breaker or game changer. But not necessarily in an good way. For example, "Hey did you hear that Joel broke into the High School last night and smashed up the science lab?" "Yeah, he's fucking nuts." Perhaps you played a lot of DOOM as a kid, or you're really into mazes or puzzles with no rhyme or reason. You have little respect for stodgy legacies or stuffy mythologies. Rules were meant to be broken — you might even have that saying on a T-shirt somewhere which you ironically drag out of the closet from time to time. ALIEN vs. PREDATOR: REQUIEM [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/06/medium_avp_2.jpg[/img] You like your vagina metaphors up front and proper, and shoved right down your throat (literally). Also, you enjoy seeing films get shit-canned.
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ade5
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kids and aliens dont mix. requiem was the worst.apart from newt who kicked butt with the help of some colonial marines, i saw the first at the flicks and in its day it was mind blowing,saw the second the day before my wedding what a flick, the 3rd ripley pulled it of good but then a shit ending, the 4th one nobody in it to relate to no like it.Good to go back before it all began with the brill ridley making prometheus and its out on my birthday, this old man is counting the days............................
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Ripley Clone 8 - I salute you! That must have taken an age to conceive and write. Of all the spotty nerds on here I'd go for a pint with you - purely platonic of course. I can say with pride I'm an Aliens king of guy. Fair play - great post
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LOL, thanks mate but I just posted the article. The link to the article is above the post.
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Do'h!
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Ripley Clone 8
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Would you still mind sharing a pint?
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LOL. Damn, I knew that Requiem would get me one day. LOL.
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Here's an article entitled "Life Cycle: The Birth and Death of The Alien Saga" that seems somewhat relevant to the topic....... [url=http://celluloidzombie.com/2011/03/04/life-cycle-the-birth-and-death-of-the-alien-sagahttp://celluloidzombie.com/2011/03/04/life-cycle-the-birth-and-death-of-the-alien-saga/..[/url]
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Sorry, that didn't work quite right and the site won't let me edit the post right now. Let's try that again..... [url=http://celluloidzombie.com/2011/03/04/life-cycle-the-birth-and-death-of-the-alien-saga/]Your text to link here...[/url]
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Alien was the best, but i don't understand why so many people slag off Alien 3. I loved it more than aliens. aliens was good and i will quite happily watch it . But if you watch the directors cut of alien, believe me it is much better. the whole dread of never escaping this creature, banding together with strangers imprisoned not just physically on a prison planet but within themselves. _they are murderers , rapists etc but it seems they have a chance to slightly redeem themselves. It was so Gothic, dark and all metaphorical. I loved it i really did, the build up, the settings, the idea.... it was so Grim and scary. The scariest location out of the movies.... Well still nothing beats the first of course.
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Sorry i meant the directors cut of Alien 3
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im probably on my own here but i dont agree that alien even needed a sequel in the first place.its such a pure film that it couldn't ever be taken anywhere relevant.some say aliens was the best sequel ever made but thats because it had no rivals....jaws 2,indy 2,back to the future 2,etc.dont get me wrong aliens is a great film but i spent more time drooling over the hardware and tech(as a 16yr old lol).hey i still would be unnerved to watch alien on my own and im 43.thats the impact alien has as its pedigree,it is a near faultless fright machine that never ages.can someone make a westword remake soon please!!
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Husht! no Alien vs Aliens debates allowed. RC8 I'll still go for a pint with you!
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funny article thanks Ripley 8 I had a good laugh, especially over the stuff in 3 and Resurrection.
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... the ending of Alien 3 is what ruined that whole movie for me. I enjoy watching it, I do, but I hate the ending. It was pretty lame (to me). I like'em/love'em in the order they came out, although I saw Aliens BEFORE I saw Alien.
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Oh fuck, fuck that feels so good Johnny. Open up my dirty shithole. Damn, your big dick feels so fucking good raping my shitter. Shit, tear my funky ass up!" Frankie's big brown eyes rolled back in his head as he slowly slid down the 7 inch uncut cock that had every intention of taking him up on his word. He wanted his cherry pounded and Johnny was more than willing to fulfill his primal needs as well as his shit packed rectal cavity. Inch by painful inch Frankie's cock starving manhole opened wider to greet the penile invader knocking hard at his back door. Johnny was lucky enough to not only be left with an unmutilated male member but also blessed with a wicked curve that made hitting any man's prostate a sure thing. At 17 years of age he'd become a master of busting his nut up inside of Frankie's supple pink hairy butthole. The two young men had become more than accustomed to raw butt fucking each other's sphincters and this day was just one of many that they attempted to perfect their homosexual craft. "Damn right I'm going to tear your shitty ass up! I love fucking your boy pussy. You don't even have to worry, I own your butthole. Take this fat dick, ride my cock like the little whore you are. Beg for my big dick! Tell me how much you love the feeling of my cock ramming in and out of your wet sloppy hole. Talk to me baby. Let me know how this fuck I'm throwing you feels." Johnny finally was balls deep within that asshole and was just as delirious as Frankie. Both of them moaning and groaning as Frankie sat down as far as he could on the dong that was giving him so much anal pleasure. The immense size of Johnny's thick dick displaced an equal amount of butt sludge inside of Frankie's turd tunnel as a slurry of shit escaped from his ditch and caked their private parts in runny smelly excrement. "I want your slimy cock so bad man. Damn, it feels so good inside my butt; it makes me want to let loose my nut along with my watery shit. I'm gonna bust my nut as you fuck the shit from my loose hole. Fuck, can you smell my ass on your dick and balls. God, I'm taking a smelly dump on your cock. Take a whiff Johnny, smell my stink with me! Damn I stink!" Frankie bucked back and forth, impaling himself on Johnny's pulsing shaft, farting out the contents of his rectum in the process. A slightly metallic aroma mixed with the heady musky scent of teen shit as it squished onto Johnny's pubes filled the air as the young men fucked wildly. Frankie's bottomless fuck trench greedly swallowed as much hard dick as Johnny was willing to give him. "Of course I can smell your reeking butthole. You stink so fucking good. The scent of your ass makes me so fucking horny for your hole dude. I love the smell and taste of your boy butt, I could never get enough of your stink." Johnny began to piston fuck Frankie's wide open ditch as more and more of his sweet teen unwashed hole aroma rose in the air. The sludge from his fucked ditch splattered across his lap as their homosexual coupling became almost violent with aggression and passion. " Fuck, you are fucking the living shit out of my stinking butthole, but don't make me cum yet. I love the feeling your big dick is giving my hole but I'm not ready to cum yet. Fuck, please don't stop fucking my butthole Johnny, just keep me on the edge...please, I'm begging you dude." Frankie was facing away from Johnny as he panted and breathed heavily at each upward thrust of Johnny's throbbing member. He continued to beg and plead like a little bitch in heat for his release to come later, rather than sooner, knowing the pleasures of edging with a stiff dick up his ass all too well. No matter how many times he was on the receiving end of that amazing cock, he felt like it was the first time. The dry entry was always painful but after about 10 min of pounding his prostate, it would subside into a dull roar just before the tingle of pleasure replaced discomfort until finally elation and tantric joy engulfed his rectal cavity. After each fucking, Frankie's freshly fucked rectum would spit out Johnny's fresh jizz load, contract and shrink back to almost a virgin standing; ensuring another painful entry the next time he decided to ride Johnny's dick. Most days, this happened within a matter of less than 30 min. Constant fucking of hairy holes is one of the few things teen boys and rabbits have in common. Johnny was a young master at throwing a good hard fuck up a willing asshole and this time was no exception. Under him, Frankie, a total whore for cock, could feel Johnny's large cum filled balls as they bounced against his full round brown butt. Every now and again, he would lean back to feel Johnny's strong hairy chest as it rubbed against his back. This was one of their favorite positions. It allowed both 17 year olds the ability to rock back and forth, allowing Johnny maximum access to Frankie's puffy farting anus. Frankie loved being able to take every single inch of Johnny's cock as it moved toward his second butt ring. It also was the best way for Johnny to tug and play with Frankie's pumped eraser sized nipples. The more he tugged and fucked butt the more stringy pre cum oozed from Frankie's 7 inch uncut cock onto his full ball sac and thighs. The young men were passengers in a fast moving semi truck as it moved at 65mph up the route 95 expressway. The driver had just entered into the state of South Carolina, on their way to New York City from Miami. Totally naked and continuously horny, they had been raw butt fucking each other's tight young hairy assholes for the last 4 hours without ejaculation. Gallons of pre cum and sweat were produced from their butt fucking, edging on cock stroking. The only thing that was missing was urine, but they were both piss pigs so it wouldn't be long before one, or both, let loose with a massive load of salty brine. About an hour ago of raging mansex, Johnny decided to insert a brand new, jet black fat 9 inch dildo into his own hungry asshole. After he'd penetrated Frankie's bare hole and fucked him bareback for a few hours, in different positions, Johnny decided to take a ride on the rubber dong. He was effectively butt plugged while fucking stinky butthole and loving every inch of the fake dick as it ravaged his ditch. He pumped his own fat cock in and out of Frankie's begging rectum with the sight and smell of teen shit greeting each and every thrust. Neither young man was keen on showering and the summer heat just intensified the funk both were giving off as they fucked and bucked around in their seat. The stench of smegma, ripe underarms and skanky unwashed teen asshole filled the small truck cab as the only thing on their minds was giving each other physical pleasure. Up and down Frankie bounced on Johnny's lap and thick tree trunk like hairy mocha legs charged with supporting both of their frames through the almost violent pounding of his rectum. The feeling of satisfaction inside of his cavity was so intense that tears of joy rolled down his face and pre cum down his shaft. As much as Johnny loved fucking Frankie's firm petite crack, and he did love tearing up that young sphincter until it was wide open enough for his fist to get in, he also loved getting ass fucked. He kept his butthole just as ripe and succulent, his prostate just as sensitive as Frankie's and he could cum hands free from a good ass pounding, so he never felt the need to deprive himself of the joys of anal sex. The new dildo was a gift for the two of them and its purpose was to keep their shitholes open and ready for the gift giver's enormous dick. It was almost an exact replica of the giver's juicy donkey dong and that was the main reason Johnny was riding it like a pro. For the last month and a half, both teens had gotten lots of practice riding the gift giver's massive dick and developed a tasted for its smell, cum and piss too! The forged dick was just about as thick around as it was long. It was an almost exact replica of the gift giver's cock, the only major difference being that unlike the man that was kind enough to give it to the two young men, it did not have a foreskin. Those 3 inches of natural male protection was one of the things all three loved about their dicks and the others' too, well that and the heady smells which originated inside of it from left over piss, pre cum and jizz. Johnny most of all, was addicted to head cheese, either his own or anyone else's. Even with this one flaw, he was very pleased with his new toy and rode it just as hard as Frankie was riding his cock. Getting fucked while fucking is a rare treat that every man should experience as much as possible. As much as he hated the idea of dropping his creamy ball nut, Frankie couldn't help but begin to jack his monster cock inside of the palm of his right hand to the rhythms originating inside of his butthole. Louder and louder he moaned as he rode Johnny's cock bareback, milking his fucker's balls with the contractions of his sphincter. He knew that it wouldn't be long before Johnny shot his thick wad of nut butter inside of his ravenous deep hole, and he wanted to drink in every drop of his sperm as it splashed his fuckhole. Frankie loved the feeling of hot semen as each volley of cream washed his insides with teen penile juices. Up and down his shaft Frankie's hand jerked as his left hand located his low swinging young nut sac. They were dangling between his legs and against Johnny's own swollen gonads, alternating between hitting Johnny's thighs and the worn black interior leather of the truck's seats. He enjoyed the cool feeling of the leather against his swollen nuts and the pain which led to pleasure when they smacked brutally against the solid material. A few times he cried out in pain as the shock and surprise of banging his boys against such a hard seat caught him off guard. A few times the agony was so much that he almost shot cum from his purple head, hands free. Just then he was hypnotized watching the tight mocha skin of his member as it slid up and down his shaft at almost the same rate as Johnny's prick entered and left his tender hole. Up and down, up and down his foreskin massaged his shiny knob and veiny pole. Frankie was pasted the point of edging, he wanted to blow his wad. He needed to cum. Gooey pre cum covered Frankie's entire cock, from piss slit to balls, leaving a trail of dick slime and the distinct aroma of teen nuts. The sweet perfume of youth was just as strong around the duo as the stench of male stink leaked from the two sets of ripe asshole, musky balls, sweaty armpits and stinky feet. The greatest offending body part at the time was Frankie's dick hood. Each time the thick dark colored prepuce retreated from his bulbous purple cock head, it released the tang of dirty unwashed dick. Thick creamy white chunks of cheese covered his slick glands and bathed anyone within smelling distance in the salty, slightly fishy, bouquet of natural man. Frankie dipped two of his fingers inside of the bacteria sludge and rubbed the slimy smegma under both of his flaring nostrils. For the next hour, the only thing the young man could smell was the uniqueness of his own dick skin. "Fuck pa, I gotta nut in this hot butt, fuck! You gotta listen to me Frankie, I'm gonna cum, dude I am so going to lose my spooge inside of your rank shitter and then eat that nasty scum back out. Open up that ass for me baby, let me feel all of your butthole around my dick. I'm so hungry for your shitty hole that my cock is eating you out as you fuck yourself on my dick. Damn, you must really want this nut; you want my load to paint your insides? Talk to me baby; tell me how much you want my creamy dick juice!" Johnny's cock was getting closer and closer to throwing up inside of Frankie's greedy butt. His dick was going to vomit teen spooge deep inside Frankie's screaming hole. "Yea Johnny, fuck my nasty shithole. Give me that big dick; I'm ready to spew too. I want your nut so badly I can taste it in the back of my throat. Shit, you rape my hole so good man. Damn, I can't wait to feel your cum ooze inside of my body." Frankie did everything he could to swallow Johnny's dick down to his tail bone. He was a slut for that dick and began to rock back and forth on the thick impaler. The feeling in his ass was so massive that he had to brace his back against Johnny's chest as he spread and raised his legs and placed them against the dashboard. Totally and safely secured by a plunging dick, Frankie had a death grip on his own cock like a fiend as his butthole milked Johnny's ass raping member. Soon both would be releasing sperm from their pent up balls. Johnny returned to pulling on Frankie's nipples as he finally released his seed in the fat ass he was lucky enough to be fucking. "I'm cumming man! Fuck...I am cumming, shit I'm unloading up this tight hole dude. Damn, take this nut. Drink my ball juice with your hot hole. Suck that dick with your rectum. Open up your ass lips and slurp that load out Frankie." Johnny let loose volley after volley of semen inside of his intestines as he punished Frankie's nipples. As cum erupted from his balls the contractions from his prostate forced his hairy butthole to tighten around the huge rubber dildo fucking him, as he fucked Frankie. Pure shivers of joy ran up his spine with each blast, provided largely by the wonderful feeling of being butt banged by a massive cock. With each intense release he pulled harder on his nickel sized nipples, knowing that they were the gateway to Frankie's spitting dick. So much pre cum was covering his cock that for a moment Johnny thought that his fuck partner had already cum. Luckily he hadn't because Johnny was surely going to want another round of butt sex and piss very soon. That event was still yet to come. "Oh, shit, fuck yeah, I love the feeling of your cock spitting-up inside my smelly hole. Damn, this shit is making me want to cum. Damn, I want to bust this nut too Johnny. Help get me off, rape my asshole, tug on my tits and yank my balls off dude. Fucking ravage me." Frankie looked like a god damned bating junky as he gripped his massive cock and road Johnny's spewing cock till his butt rubbed against his shit coated pubes. Faster and faster his hand almost disappeared as he wanked himself to orgasm. Frankie was moaning and groaning so loud that it was echoing off the walls of the truck. He leaned forward onto the dashboard to give Johnny total access to hit his most special and private parts. His G spot was being pummeled by the cock invader with such intensity and purpose that Frankie feared for the long term health of his abused teen boy pussy. His wide open legs began to fart out noxious fumes with each exit of Johnny's throbbing member as a sign of the lack of control Frankie had over his butthole. He was totally owned by Johnny, just the way he thought he should be. Within an instant, a flash of white cream erupted from his open piss slit and covered the truck window with his creamy spooge. The contractions produced by ejaculation in both of their assholes was just what they needed to end the afternoon. The stinky tang of shit and cum soiled teen boy was heavy in the air, after hours of dirty homo sex. The truck quickly began to reek of abused asshole as Frankie slowly raised himself off of Johnnie's still hard cock. Even after edging for so long, the hunky teen had a dick that was just as erect and ready to pound out another sticky load of spooge as when they began fucking around 4 hours earlier. Frankie looked down to see the tip of Johnnie's dick caked with brown smelly shit from the nether regions of his very sore butthole. Johnny had plunged so deep within his shit pocket that excrement coating his male member was a certainty, especially when you consider that neither young man thought that cleaning out his rectum was a logical choice of action before taking a monster sized cock up their poop chute. The musty smell of shit was hard to ignore as it was accompanied by thick strings of cum that exited Frankie's winking brown eye. Johnny couldn't help but be drawn back into the beautiful sight of the hole that he just fucked, as it spit back his load of cock cream. He took a long look at the thick grey sludge as Frankie farted it back out in his direction. His mouth watering, Johnny opened wide and dove into Frankie's gape and began to felch out his spent load as he bucked up and down some more on the dildo lodged inside his rectum. From the driver's seat, the giver of the dildo gift, watched in awe at the sexual exploits of the teen boys to his right. Over the length of the summer he has watched them fuck and suck each other's smelly buttholes with wild abandon and a level of freedom from embarrassment or shame that made his pride and thick cock swell. At that moment, he couldn't wait until they reached the next rest stop so that he could join in and take a turn fucking the shit out of both of his twin sons' putrid assholes.
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That's it, tell us about your brothers.. Sheesh, do you think this guy has a girlfriend, I think not. I'll bet he has no friends either. Or a job. Or dress sense. Or a life

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