Aliens Invade - What would you do?

Not sure how I'd handle it, but I bet ushbuck would probably try and rape one of 'em.

Hahaha lols RickK

first of all i would run around screeming like a chicken with his head cut off, then i would pull my self together and gather weapons.

Call "Scott Free" immediately and rent me a XENO outfit.

Ditto! :-)

Make sure I am properly medicated before they invade then I would go to them and say Bite Me! Then I would pop a Mentos in my mouth! [img]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16/ladedaa/Giger_Alien/giger_002.jpg[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sT5TdGKSH6g/TxgrvGTAkrI/AAAAAAAAU30/Jbp1fGbrS5U/s1600/hr_giger_biomechanoid_009.jpg[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JY-YWzchqFc/Su_EAAZ7LRI/AAAAAAAAAhg/-Ob2p-LnVVI/s400/hr_giger_pII_the_vortex_p22.jpg[/img] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JY-YWzchqFc/Su_D_RBET-I/AAAAAAAAAhQ/l79Oceuwu3E/s1600/hr_giger_pumpexcursion_I.jpg[/img] A lead MentalO

@RickK, lol good one! Hmmm, I guess it depends on the scale of the invasion! If all those seemingly thousands (maybe more) eggs were dropped from the derelict ship it would still take time for thousands of people to be facehugged! I'd say we'd actually have better chance at survival than against John Carpenter's version of the Thing. But for s%#^@ and giggles, I wouldn't go out at night... "Mostly they come at night. Mostly." lol

I would store up on weapons and ammunition. barricade the shit out of my home and sit and wait it out. No point in trying to be a hero when your worried about thousands if not millions of Xeno's.

I don't think I would notice, I've been an immigrant all my life a few more won't matter...

buy a bunch of drugs and try my hardest to over dose on something

I'd make sure I have a very tight-fitting cork for you know where!! Just in case I get impregnated. And no, despite my username I'm a fully red-blooded male man thingie, lol.

I'm sure some infomercial would appear with a face guard, which you could wear over your mouth and protect yourself from the alien menace. Of course, you'd get it, and oops, its cheap crap that wouldn't protect you from diddly.

First, WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO RAPE A XENO?!?! Second, I would KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!

Third, I'd use a tank ............ or two and have some good ol' fashioned Target Practice: Tank Edition! Ha!

Good thing that I live near weapon store. : D So I'd try to pick up as much ammo and guns as I can and barricade myself somewhere. And if things had gone wrong I'd probably try to kill myself in some painless way. The idea of wearing a xeno outfit is pretty much cool : D

Guys. Facehuggers don't give a shit about protection, the one in Alien 1 went through the freaking glass of the suit. It used some acid to destroy it, like it's saliva.

I'd cover my face protection with a strong Alkaline solution to counter act the facehuggers acid. Also have mirrored windows so the Xeno's would scare themselves away.......

Crap my pants, hide in a corner, cry.

It would be a free for all. Could you really imagine if something like the "war of the worlds" happened and people were being rounded up and made to further their species by use of facehuggers? Ouch.

long ago I had a dream about this - being cornered by an alien. I recall the best action was to present the back of ones' neck (base of the skull) as an obvious target so that you get a quick clean death.

Raid my local supermarket for drink, food, pharmaceuticals, Alcohol, supplies and cigarettes( I quit smoking but who cares now ) Then start barricading my home and prepare for attack whilst being extremely drugged up to avoid anxiety

Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

well, after i am done crying in the corner, i would take a boat out to [url=aps.google.com/maps?q=arorae+island&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x6fee31f36728e90f:0xd6a321875ad106cc,Arorae&gl=us&ei=yV5FT-TnHa2E0QHQ-tjqAw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCQQ8gEwAA]arorae island[/url] its a small cay with a landing strip and plenty of food supply, if i were the aliens i would drop on the main land, not a thousand miles out to sea, so i don't think they would eve find me, or if they did from the air or something they would not care to look at a small island. i will hold parties 24/7, anybody want to come with me? time to repopulate! lol jk

I would take up smoking then quit just so i could say " I picked a hell of a day to quit smoking"

actually i take that back, [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?q=arorae+island&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x6fee31f36728e90f:0xd6a321875ad106cc,Arorae&gl=us&ei=yV5FT-TnHa2E0QHQ-tjqAw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCQQ8gEwAA]tamana island[/url] much better choice

I would eat super spicey chili and curry Before a facehugger wants to rape me. So its tentacle will burn like hell ;)

i would throw my wife in front of the charging facehugger/Aliens and get her to start bitching at them all ............. after this ,they would take off and never come back ,

I'd shut the blinds.

Guys, I am prepared. [img]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z137/Caillera_Mondaer/GunSelection.jpg[/img] and a little somin to go with those [img]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z137/Caillera_Mondaer/Jan05_003.jpg[/img] I have just the tool for close encounters. Regards, Rick

Aliens arrive on earth and begin to prowl our neighborhoods...... [img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6zt3xIhLx1qb9z94o1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/epic-win-photos-frightening-costume-win.jpg[/img] Panic ensues.... [img]http://thoughtsonfilms.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/d5321-53.jpg[/img] [img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.430399!/img/httpImage/image.jpg[/img] ..... Kent Brockman reports on the situation. [img]http://www.tu-pc.com/fondos/media/3576.jpg[/img] Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside? Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.

Craigo, The alien in the yard has flames on its head....lol really Rick

As stated previously, Xeno's only really go out at night, and in groups usually. Given the nature of night life where I live I don't really think I would lose much sleep. The only thing that would worry me, would be the after effects on the subject matter debated on TV shows like Jerry Springer ( I say debated, gratuitous violence would probably be more accurate). Other than that, It does give rise to the opportunity of turning up the decibels on a few Frank Ifield tunes and seeing what effect that has. Seemed to work for Mars Attacks.

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Gather a group of people, lots of weapons and ammo. Some food and reliable vehicles with plenty of fuel. Then make camp to large open area so the incoming alines would be spotted far away and got sniped before they got too close. If there would come a wave of them, in other words too many to shoot them on place, then take a hike and find another place for a new camp. Problems would come when needed resupply. O_o Hang around with military would be plan B.

Plan C Unleash a horde of Creepers on em and then run, run and run so far as I can from them all. Win-win. ^ ^