Aliens Invade - What would you do?

BellaisanAlien
MemberOvomorphFebruary 22, 20123052 Views35 RepliesJust for fun......... what would you do if the Xeno's invaded??
I'd get a pack of strong beer and sit waiting. I'd probably wear a hannibal mask to try and protect myself from facehuggers. Probably spend my last days on Earth watching films back to back, eating pringles and drinking beer.
February 22, 2012
Not sure how I'd handle it, but I bet ushbuck would probably try and rape one of 'em.
February 22, 2012
first of all i would run around screeming like a chicken with his head cut off, then i would pull my self together and gather weapons.
February 22, 2012
Make sure I am properly medicated before they invade then I would go to them and say Bite Me! Then I would pop a Mentos in my mouth!
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A lead MentalO
February 22, 2012
@RickK, lol good one! Hmmm, I guess it depends on the scale of the invasion! If all those seemingly thousands (maybe more) eggs were dropped from the derelict ship it would still take time for thousands of people to be facehugged! I'd say we'd actually have better chance at survival than against John Carpenter's version of the Thing. But for s%#^@ and giggles, I wouldn't go out at night... "Mostly they come at night. Mostly." lol
February 22, 2012
I would store up on weapons and ammunition. barricade the shit out of my home and sit and wait it out. No point in trying to be a hero when your worried about thousands if not millions of Xeno's.
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February 22, 2012
I don't think I would notice, I've been an immigrant all my life a few more won't matter...
February 22, 2012
I'd make sure I have a very tight-fitting cork for you know where!!
Just in case I get impregnated. And no, despite my username I'm a
fully red-blooded male man thingie, lol.
February 22, 2012
I'm sure some infomercial would appear with a face guard, which you could wear over your mouth and protect yourself from the alien menace. Of course, you'd get it, and oops, its cheap crap that wouldn't protect you from diddly.
February 22, 2012
Third, I'd use a tank ............ or two and have some good ol' fashioned Target Practice: Tank Edition! Ha!
February 22, 2012
Good thing that I live near weapon store. : D So I'd try to pick up as much ammo and guns as I can and barricade myself somewhere. And if things had gone wrong I'd probably try to kill myself in some painless way.
The idea of wearing a xeno outfit is pretty much cool : D
February 22, 2012
Guys. Facehuggers don't give a shit about protection, the one in Alien 1 went through the freaking glass of the suit. It used some acid to destroy it, like it's saliva.
February 22, 2012
I'd cover my face protection with a strong Alkaline solution to counter act the facehuggers acid. Also have mirrored windows so the Xeno's would scare themselves away.......
February 22, 2012
It would be a free for all. Could you really imagine if something like the "war of the worlds" happened and people were being rounded up and made to further their species by use of facehuggers? Ouch.