David8 on Twitter

I figured it would be interesting to test the writers of David8 on twitter to see what they would come up with given some random questions, has anyone been asking him questions ?, add him as if he gets 1000 followers he will post new stuff apparently I have asked him many more questions, but these are the only ones he has replied to so far. @David8Weyland if you are ordered to protect and return a non human target that was under attack by humans what do you do (I'm sorry, I am unable to answer that question without more detailed information.) @David8Weyland You witness a mass murderer being put to death, which emotion do you perform ? (My emotion depends on the humans with whom I am assigned. However, all human life is precious. Loss of any leads to some #Sadness) @David8Weyland can you comprehend human complexities such as irony or jealousy ? Can you "get" a joke ? (While human emotions are quite complex, I have detailed understanding of how to interact with humans. Yes, I understand humor.)