The Space Darwin Award

danrald
MemberOvomorphApril 29, 20121142 Views20 RepliesThis guy is definately up for the Space Darwin Award.
[url=http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1551/darwinn.png]Large[/url]
[img]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1551/darwinn.png[/img]
April 29, 2012
"No, it's ok guys, I go this. No it's ok, chill dudes, I [i]got this[/i]. I'm good with animals. Hey little buddy, why don't y-nooogwaaaauuughhrrflhaglr!"
April 29, 2012
danraid
Yeah right on.I bet someone will eat it thinking it'll taste just like chicken.
April 29, 2012
I admire this creature.
Have you heard of phoenix asteroids?
They glow in every color of the rainbow...they travel endlessly through space...
April 29, 2012
If i were him i'd take those crappy glasses back to Specsavers and demand a full refund,hope he kept the receipt.Where the bloody hell were they made.....China !!!! Or did he pick them up at his local car-boot shortly before lift-off.
April 29, 2012
Also known as, "The Curse of Trying Not to Look As If You Are Scared When Your Pal is Behind You, Just Watching for You to Wet Your Pants".
Known, throughout History, as the cause of many needlessly wasted lives...
April 29, 2012
WHY HASN'T HE GOT A POKEY STICK???? I always have one I take on holiday when I don't know what creature it is lol
April 29, 2012
He puts the 'bro' in B R O M E T H E U S.
I'ts just a snake bros. We had a pet python at the frat, bros. I know how to handle these things, bros. I watched a National Geographic about this shit bros.
Hey bros. Think there's something in my suit, bros. Need a hand, bros. Bros?
April 29, 2012
LOL
Yes, the first thing I thought seeing the trailler, how stupid can be this guy? No descendency for Milburn. A good thing, I guess.
April 29, 2012
hmmmm, I was watching the Russian featurette.. and it looks like he grabs/catches the cobra..
[img]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4828/cobracatch.png[/img]
April 29, 2012
@danrald
Maybe they wrestle for a while and it's all fun and giggles - until it turns sexual: he touches the cobra-eel in an inappropriate place and so it lets him think he's won, just so it can get inside his suit and burn off his face in revenge for the assault.
April 29, 2012
@danrald
A slow scan of the scene reveals that the "cobra" actually strikes him in the hand.
It then moves like greased lightning up his arm, and into his suit.
He makes a good first meal though.