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The Space Darwin Award

danrald

MemberOvomorphApril 29, 20121142 Views20 Replies
This guy is definately up for the Space Darwin Award. [url=http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1551/darwinn.png]Large[/url] [img]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1551/darwinn.png[/img]
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Biehn_Bandit
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"No, it's ok guys, I go this. No it's ok, chill dudes, I [i]got this[/i]. I'm good with animals. Hey little buddy, why don't y-nooogwaaaauuughhrrflhaglr!"
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Myrddin365
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lol AWESOME

Safe? Of course he isn't safe, but he's good!

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Vril
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danraid Yeah right on.I bet someone will eat it thinking it'll taste just like chicken.
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Xenomorph 54
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I admire this creature.
Have you heard of phoenix asteroids? They glow in every color of the rainbow...they travel endlessly through space...
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Frantz
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i admire his stupidity ....( but im talking about milburn )
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Vril
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If i were him i'd take those crappy glasses back to Specsavers and demand a full refund,hope he kept the receipt.Where the bloody hell were they made.....China !!!! Or did he pick them up at his local car-boot shortly before lift-off.
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Also known as, "The Curse of Trying Not to Look As If You Are Scared When Your Pal is Behind You, Just Watching for You to Wet Your Pants". Known, throughout History, as the cause of many needlessly wasted lives...
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goodkat
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Anything that remotely resembles a cobra I'd back the fuck off lol.
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Vril
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I bet this bozo also left his gas oven on back onboard Prometheus.
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Pikey
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I dunno about that but he sure left his brain there.... lol..
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thefacehead
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WHY HASN'T HE GOT A POKEY STICK???? I always have one I take on holiday when I don't know what creature it is lol
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Biehn_Bandit
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He puts the 'bro' in B R O M E T H E U S. I'ts just a snake bros. We had a pet python at the frat, bros. I know how to handle these things, bros. I watched a National Geographic about this shit bros. Hey bros. Think there's something in my suit, bros. Need a hand, bros. Bros?
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LOL Yes, the first thing I thought seeing the trailler, how stupid can be this guy? No descendency for Milburn. A good thing, I guess.
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Vril
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He's doing the work of two men.....Laurel and Hardy.
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danrald
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hmmmm, I was watching the Russian featurette.. and it looks like he grabs/catches the cobra.. [img]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4828/cobracatch.png[/img]
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Biehn_Bandit
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Ah, gotcha ya little shit! I'm eatin' good tonight!
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danrald
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That's the chicken taste Vril was talking about..
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allinamberclad
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@danrald Maybe they wrestle for a while and it's all fun and giggles - until it turns sexual: he touches the cobra-eel in an inappropriate place and so it lets him think he's won, just so it can get inside his suit and burn off his face in revenge for the assault.
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beyondthebloodplain
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@danrald A slow scan of the scene reveals that the "cobra" actually strikes him in the hand. It then moves like greased lightning up his arm, and into his suit. He makes a good first meal though.
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reminds me of the fat guy off jurassic park,, when he stuck in the mud driving the jeep and get spit on ,,hay there little fella

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