Prometheus 2 wrecage of the plot forever and ever

I am not a big fan of the idea of Prometheus having a sequel right now, but maybe after watching the film I might change my opinion. But if a sequel is coming, I hope it's not called: Prometheus 2 (or Squared, or Second, Zwei, whatever) Prometheuses P R O T E U S

NoXWord: ahahah. that P R O T E U S thing was hillarious [as well as the A N U S Frantz sugested] I don't need a sequel either... but come on... be a good sport... throw a wrecage of a plot-line for the general amusing

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hpaDx6ZeKTI/SO-lYRolUlI/AAAAAAAAADk/9arQmB13iwg/s400/sock_puppet.jpg[/img] Stop making fun of A L I E N F A N's awesome ideas! He's a visionary genius who's excellent sequel concepts were liked by at least one person who was totally someone else and not him at all!

takka_takka_takka: LMAO. Before I posted anything in this forum I followed the "A L I E N F A N/ T H E M O N O L I T H" thread... and all the feedback going on. A sad, sad, hillarious thing. But I'm not counting his/hers ideas either. Unless he/she comes back and gets creative with this thread

I can't tell you what the plot will be to [b]Prometheus 2[/b], but I can definitely tell you that Chuck Mangione will score the music to the film: [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=chuck+mangione&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=664&tbm=isch&tbnid=hPhjITVc5k41yM:&imgrefurl=http://www.jazz.com/music/2007/11/5/chuck-mangione-feels-so-good&docid=aIv0BTgOnqE7IM&imgurl=http://www.jazz.com/assets/2008/1/2/albumcoverChuckMangione-FeelsSoGood.jpg%253F1199269982&w=486&h=486&ei=B1GpT-KMEIrwggelg8W6AQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=243&sig=100052153951833904784&page=1&tbnh=134&tbnw=126&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:142&tx=39&ty=49]Chuck's Mugshot[/url]

The big blue guy makes it to Earth and breeds with a bunch of Earth women, thereby creating a race of Gods. They proceed to wreak havoc until a group of Predators show up. The Gods team up with the Avengers and defeat the Predators, just as the Cloverfield monster shows up. Fade to black... Hollywood gold, right there. :)

Hahaha....takka x 3.....I'll be honest, you're the funniest fcker on these boards And no.....I'm not a Takkax3 alter ego....honest

"Prometheus 2: The Beginning" "Prometheus Rising" "Prometheus 2: Shaw's Revenge" "Prometheus: End Game" "Alien: The Beginning" Etc. Don't laugh. Hollywood is capable of using these titles with all seriousness. Plot: After surviving the events of Prometheus, Shaw (if dead, then use Shaw the android) joins David9 (played by second rate British actor) aboard the military vessel Zeus (see! Greek myth reference!) on a mission to LV-426 (if not shown in Prometheus), the Space Jockey homeworld. Shaw, given her experience fighting the Space Jockey's (who want to subjugate Erf) in the previous movie, will advise a crack team of space Rangers on how to best engage and destroy the Space Jockeys (It's pretty much the first half of Aliens...and that's gold, because Aliens was highly profitable). Upon landing on LV-426, the space Rangers infiltrate the Space Jockey castle but are overpowered. Shaw, with the help of David9, rescues the survivors by crashing a APC through the castle wall. However, David9 is captured. The Space Jockeys implant the infamous Black Goo from Prometheus into David9, creating the first Xenomorph! Shaw, who is in love with David9, convinces the space Ranger commander (played by Vin Diesel) into rescuing David9. However, they are attacked by the Xenomorph (who has killed all but one Space Jockey) and only Shaw and the commander escape with David9 (who wears duct tape over the gaping hole in his chest). But back on board the shuttle, David9 betrays Shaw and the commander! (A nod to Alien!) It turns out the company sent David9 to be infected and give birth to the Xenomorph and to bring the Xeno back for use in the weapons division! (A nod to Aliens!) The commander dies and Shaw then teams up with the last Space Jockey to fly a Derelict off LV-426 and nuke it from orbit. But while on the Derelict, David9 implants the Space Jockey with a newborn facehugger and fights Shaw to the death! Luckily, the derelict crashes on LV-426, releasing it's Space Jockey Nuke, destroying the surface of the entire planet; luckily, Shaw escapes in a Space Jockey Escape Pod with her cat, Smitty.

The last scene will show the Space Jockey, barely alive, setting up a warning beacon just as the new xenomorph bursts from his chest IN 3-D!!! Cue either hip-hop or death metal while the credits roll.

@ Paulr - Why does that sound so plausible to me?

Freddy67: LMAO. we think alike

Worst end to this film, or sequel.....adult Xeno, first time we see him, appearing from the shadows looking at camera, pans in, slowly bears teeth.....and then sudden firing of second mouth in 3D. Cue Def Leppard and end credits

@azalard....right now as we speak a FOX exec is feverishly copying and pasting my saracastic plot synopsis, muttering under his breath, "this guy is a f*#$ing genius...this is gold, pure gold..."

Paulr: Good one. Very graphic

@paulr, The camera has to be looking down at the SJ so that the chestburster leaps right out at the audience. Cheese-tastic. And there'll be some terrible song by Barry Manilow called "This One's For You" at the credits. "This One's For You" - I mean, look at some of these lyrics. This is totally about facehuggers and Aliens. There's even backup vocals in some spots. This one will never sell They'll never understand I don't even sing it well I try but I just can't (chestburster in my gut, you know) But I sing it every night And I fight to keep it in (cause it'll hurt like hell comin' out) Cause this one's for you This one's for you I've done a hundred songs From fantasy to lies But this one is so real for me (sure you ain't dreaming like Ripley?) That I'm the one who cries And I sing it every night And I fight to hide the tears (it really does hurt as bad as it looks!) Cause this one's for you This one's for you

The dawn of man. Monkeys are rubbing them selfs at a tall black monolith when out of it comes a SJ and slaps them silly [as in "Black & White" game version of "slap my monkey"]. The slapping causes them to loose all their hair and they go to space. They reach a far away planet. A predator palys Hide&seek with them. The xenomorphs are borred to death and join the play. Enter Galactus with his Great Hunger and eats the entire Galaxy. The End.

@paulr I like that! Pity you didn't include Predators, but I suppose that seeing them in Prometheus was enough for you.

OK, here is my tentative sequel to Prometheus. It starts right where Prometheus ends: Peter Weyland, in his death throes screams: "You fools! I am the mastermind behind Prometheus, I am God! What would Prometheus be without ME? What would it be without ME???????" As he dies we hear Vickers's voice "A king has his reign, and then he dies. What would be PROMETHEUS without ME?" Fade. Prometheus without ME would be P R O T H E U S (had to keep the H for copyright reasons, and all in all it looks cooler). The fragments of the Prometheus and those of the Juggernaut melt together in an astonishingly poor CGI liquid metal sequence (a-la Terminator 2) to form the new ship, the P R O T H E U S, which is alive and heads back to Earth. We are taken back to Earth, where we follow the dull lives of a group of teen friends: Allen Ridley, Wayne Dhicks, ghetto boy Barker, bearded girl Denver and the warfare obsessed badass Eastriver. What follows are 57 minutes of them hanging out, getting drunk, smoking and discussing about nothing relevant, with some confused romance. Suddenly, while visiting a cavern they discover the buried remains of two humanoid figures, apparently in perfect conditions. As they unearth them, they realize that they have found two advanced robots that have been deactivated. They boys find on the robots' underwear that they belong to Weyland Industries and they are called Dust and Pope, but can't find a way to reactivate them. Back in town they start making plans on how to reactivate the robots without letting anybody else know about their discovery. Meanwhile the P R O T H E U S is nearing Earth, we could hear its evil thoughts about conquest and destruction. On Earth the boys, thanks to the help of a misterious smuggler, Jean O'Morf, they manage to bring Dust and Pope inside an abandoned shack, where they start to analyse the robots, to discover how to reactivate them. The P R O T H E U S begins its entry into the Earth's atmosphere, but because of an evil burst of laughter, it is killed by a massive heart attack and start falling, burning as it cuts through the atmosphere, uncontrolled. The wreck eventually falls over the shack, where all our protagonists, plus Jean, Dust and Pope are found. Everybody is killed, and in the ensuing explosion, everything gets destoryed and no evidence is left of what happened. At the same time, somewhere else on Earth, in a room with seven people, three elegant gentlemen, three aristocratic ladies and a waitress are listening to the deductions of a slueth who is explaining who killed the countess the night before. When he's about to tell the name, he turns to the camera, and while looking with piercing eyes through the lens, he says: It's not over yet, we are still missing the version from Mr F E T H U S Cut to ending credits

NoXWord: LOOOOOL.

Hmmm...