What did David say to the SJ?

The word "Morte" (latin for death I think) was used so I can only assume that David told Captain Jockey that the old man has travelled from earth to see if you can give him immortality. Captain Jockey found this to be quite cheeky....

I think this may technically be a spoiler, but I'll let Staff decide.

I manage to translate most of it it went a little like this Hi I'm David While you were sleepin your mother sister and myself had the most amazing threesome in which I gave them much pleasure with every part of my body I even used this old man as vibrator I would now ask for your permission to marry your mother and sister and set up a nice family farm on LV-426 do I have your blessing???? You can tell from his response blessing was NOT given

I was looking for the punch line...thought this was like a knock-knock joke or something. :)

He said: "Dude, did you ever seen Lawrence of Arabia?"

"Is AvP canon?"

he said 'I have come to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum!'

"Sequel?"

"Pull my finger."

he said "i say ugly chappie do you take it up the old chocolate whizz-way?"......BIFF! KAPOW! ZONK!......."i take it that's a no then?"

He said "Hello, I love u won't you tell me your name" :)

He said. Did you hear the one about the drunk space jockey that crashed his ship into a small moon?

@TheNExtlv426 LOL

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Is this pyramid shaped and sized to fit yo mama like a glove?

David said "...hi, we are looking for the most ugly man in the galaxy, and we thought we found him (pointing to old peter weyland). But now that we met you - you know what - YOU won the first price! Congretulations!..." And you all know how this ended.... this was a price the big engineer never dreamed of...

I'm working on the answer, actually. This is pretty spoiler-ish, BTW.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, But here's Weyland's DNA, Clone him maybe?

This site is awesome!

If he said either of the following, then he deserved the beating that he received a) Hi, I've just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number (etc.) b) You mad bro? Come at me. To which the engineer replied : all those years of work and evolution, and you ask me THAT crap... I oughta rip your head off, you punk. (Their hatred of humans is actually driven by the crap they've seen posted on the internet.)

David said....... "hiya we are your neighbours and i am David 8, my creators and thus fellow house mates, just wanted to pop round say hi"...... "oh and can we borrow some milk?" Engineer not happy at being woken up and thinks to himself..... "you wake me up, to ask for milk" FFS! Rips Davids head off.... white blood everywhere... "there now you got some milk, now leave me the hell alone" Then Merc Shoots at him and well, people should not throw stones who live in glass houses and all that ;)

Lol. What language does he speak though, seriously? Melkor [url=http://wp.me/p2tPJ3-1]My review here![/url]

man, idk, but the look on the space jockeys face when he gives him that look...priceless.

Yo, I know you created us and everything but I have 2 serious questions? 1- If we are built from your DNA, why are we 3 times smaller. 2- My name is actually Michael Fassbender and if that's the case, why is MY schlong 3 times "bigger" than yours?