What did David say to the SJ?

The word "Morte" (latin for death I think) was used so I can only assume that David told Captain Jockey that the old man has travelled from earth to see if you can give him immortality. Captain Jockey found this to be quite cheeky....

I think this may technically be a spoiler, but I'll let Staff decide.

I manage to translate most of it it went a little like this Hi I'm David While you were sleepin your mother sister and myself had the most amazing threesome in which I gave them much pleasure with every part of my body I even used this old man as vibrator I would now ask for your permission to marry your mother and sister and set up a nice family farm on LV-426 do I have your blessing???? You can tell from his response blessing was NOT given

I was looking for the punch line...thought this was like a knock-knock joke or something. :)

He said: "Dude, did you ever seen Lawrence of Arabia?"

"Is AvP canon?"

he said 'I have come to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum!'

"Sequel?"

"Pull my finger."

he said "i say ugly chappie do you take it up the old chocolate whizz-way?"......BIFF! KAPOW! ZONK!......."i take it that's a no then?"

He said "Hello, I love u won't you tell me your name" :)

He said. Did you hear the one about the drunk space jockey that crashed his ship into a small moon?

@TheNExtlv426 LOL

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Is this pyramid shaped and sized to fit yo mama like a glove?

David said "...hi, we are looking for the most ugly man in the galaxy, and we thought we found him (pointing to old peter weyland). But now that we met you - you know what - YOU won the first price! Congretulations!..." And you all know how this ended.... this was a price the big engineer never dreamed of...

David said "...hi, we are looking for the most ugly man in the galaxy, and we thought we found him (pointing to old peter weyland). But now that we met you - you know what - YOU won the first price! Congretulations!..." And you all know how this ended.... this was a price the big engineer never dreamed of...

I'm working on the answer, actually. This is pretty spoiler-ish, BTW.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, But here's Weyland's DNA, Clone him maybe?

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