Why I dislike AVP and AVPR

David 1
MemberOvomorphJune 04, 20122231 Views33 RepliesI played the AVP games back in the day [and still do... when I'm bored]. thought they were cool and somewhat gorey... I liked AVP2... to paly with the Alien... cool stuff there...
So... why do I dislike AVP and AVP:R movies?
WHERE WERE THE SPACE MARINES???? WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THEM IN THE FUTURE LIKE THE GAMES??????
*sigh*
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June 04, 2012
@craigmore
I never thought of that before lol, wow the avp films begin to dwindle into noexistence more and more.
June 04, 2012
ahhh... those good old days before the AVP movies...
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June 04, 2012
The Predalien, for me, is the epitamy of what's wrong with AVP......The Predators of film and comic fame have dreadlocks that they themselves twist and tie off...this was established in one of the AVP novels, [i]AVP: WAR[/i] nthat centered around a woman that joined the predator ranks and learned to fight and hunt as they do: Machiko Noguchi.....
Now, what I'm getting at is just how stupid it is to design an alien born of a predator that naturally has its own dreadlocks upon being born....I'm sorry, but that's a joke........
June 04, 2012
@David 1 -
Yeh that always made me laugh.
I used to love it when you decapitated someone with the pred's dart gun or disc and he'd do the human imitation laugh. I used to love it when that happened.
June 04, 2012
@David 1
It's the part I remembered most lol
Using the cloaking devices for different heat signatures as the pred I did constantly purely out of fanboyness, even if it was unessentail at that current part in the game lol
June 04, 2012
The one and only thing I visually liked from the AVP movies was the PredAlien as it was introduced in the comic and games and was cool being seen brought to life. However, the fact it could orally lay eggs and was like a pred-alien praetorian thing I found a bit crappy. Apart from that, yeh, the films are still sh*t imo.
June 04, 2012
Games are good, scary. The one like the most AVP 2 marine gold edition.
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June 04, 2012
Space Jockey - Chr1s:
ahhhh, true. I loved to mess around with the heat vision.
and loved the way the civilians went "no, no, no... guh guh" lol.
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June 04, 2012
Space Jockey - Chr1s:
"I agree with you on avp2, eating your way out of your host as a chestburster was kinda cool etc,"
A-AH!!!! I loved that part in the game. eating the way out was grand
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June 04, 2012
i can't wait to play colonial marines, it's going to be supreme
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June 04, 2012
Tbh disliking AVP and AVPR doesnt require reasons to dislike, they define crap.
The games were pretty good, I agree with you on avp2, eating your way out of your host as a chestburster was kinda cool etc,
The films are cheesy, popcorn poo, just hollywood spinning money.
June 04, 2012
I don't have a computer that good -.-"
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June 04, 2012
SJ:
do you remember when we were young? There were flowers of many colours... and trees... and birds flying and singing...
Then came those goddam AVP movies... it was the end I tell ya... the end!!!!
wait just a second... I need to change me diaper... MARYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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June 04, 2012
Craig:
True. I even found the comics to be "interesting" at best. I had one where the alien is worshipped.
And if I'm right one of the scenes from that comics made into Alien 4, the scene where a guy gets "foreheadbursted"
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June 04, 2012
their was an extremely good game on PS1....called alien resurrection.....even with those dated graphics it was very scary to play....but extremely unforgiving......a very challenging game....the atmosphere and general environments was just perfect tho!
June 04, 2012
my fav part of the AVP2 game:
[img]http://www.planetavp.com/images/avp2screenshots/avp2chestburster1.jpg[/img]
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June 04, 2012
I think dark horse comics derailed a bit with "
Alien vs predator vs terminator" and "Alien vs predator vs superman" or " Batman and Superman vs Predators".
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June 04, 2012
The comics I have follow an alternate reality of hicks and newt and they survive alien 3 and encounter a military operation to control xeno's as well as encountering a badly visualised Space Jockey who plans to bio-ravage earth.
I think I have the AVP omnibus collections volume 1 and 2. The stories were quite odd for some of them.
June 04, 2012
@David 1
Wow talk about nostalgia. That game had moments of raw brilliance and terror. I remember the alien campaign involving resucing an empress queen alien who has been captured by a weyland yutani android exec.