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CustodianJune 12, 2012
just bumping for the next-day crowd.
:)
2013 sci-fi horror novels 'Custodian' and 'Tandem' available from Amazon, B&N, iTunes etc...

WhyDontTheyFreezeHimJune 11, 2012
@ jdax - Yes. Thank you for using correct punctuation in your post.
This makes me very happy, so well done!
rubinisJune 11, 2012
I see big questions in it. :) You don't understand it because you are stupid. Trying to be sarcastic.

spacyfreakJune 11, 2012
I cOULD tell you what i think about this picture - BUT FIRST LETS TALK 'bout THE BONUS SITUATION!!
Muhahhahaha
.June 11, 2012
I think that is Fantastic... I love pictogram, they make so much easier for guys like me.
Hadley's HopeJune 17, 2012
I have a suggested update to that.
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Hadley's HopeJune 17, 2012
and the squid plus ANYTHING remotely human gives us chestburster... with slight variations...

CustodianJune 17, 2012
Hadley's Hope,
interesting.
For me the first version had more symmetry, you know male/female consequence split.
This update introduces Snorkel Boy only once then does nothing with it.
Did LINDELOF tell you to post this, to throw us off the non-narrative scent?
:)
2013 sci-fi horror novels 'Custodian' and 'Tandem' available from Amazon, B&N, iTunes etc...
Hadley's HopeJune 17, 2012
I shoudl have made a longer image, because I think that Space jockey plus urn = Xeno as well, and different from the one that I suspect would come from Fifield, had he lived. The classic Xeno seems to incorporate aspects of the space Jockey's biomechanical suit.
A for male / female symmetry, I argued elsewhere, I think there are no female space jockeys because then there would have to be an answer as to whether they are cloned slaves, with their "redundant" features suppressed. (the features that the Engineers feel are not useful for the purpose.)
No nipples, no body hair, lack of skin pigment. We don't know if they have functioning genitals.
You walk in a female there, and then you have to reveal, breasts or no breast ?
If they're all cloned, what's the need of a slaves with a uterus, a birth canal or breasts? Just make them strong enough to do the work.
And I didn't do a formula for the squid, because, like I said. I think anything it attacks, is going to have a chestburster. Human or Space jockey.



