Bad Weyland! BAD!!!!!! improper for sensible people who don't mind about alien p
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David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 4:58 PMHere comes a thought from the patitudes of High Strangeness
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A thought on the derranged relationship between Weyland, Vikers and David:
By some awkward and nasty reason, Weyland sees David has "the closest thing" he has "for a son".
What if David is actualy his Son... and his Grandson at the same time??? but in an artificial way.
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David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 5:41 PMSnorks:
your ideas ARE crazy. But in a nice way. lololol.
Seriously, that relationship smells of artificial incest... and a lot of guilty money.
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Co-AdminMemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 5:44 PMI'm not seeing this one lasting.... just sayin'
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David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 5:49 PMFreeze:
I can't see why not. It's all about a scifi movie and conjecture.
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Co-AdminMemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 5:54 PMUh huh. Keep goin'
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Batchpool
MemberFacehuggerAug-27-2012 6:12 PMOhhhh Dear, that’s bad.
Oh well, tune in next time folks to find Cuddles has entered into a tempestuous affair with a mysterious stranger who lives in a pineapple under the sea, that is until Uncle Squidward reveals some shocking family home truths.
LOL
David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 6:14 PMBatchpool:
it also seems that Cuddles as hairs.
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fader
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 6:19 PMWhaaat? really David 1? What happened...? did you get your hands on some of Fifield cheap street shwag? Maybe Dr. Phil can interview the trio, lol
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David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 6:26 PMFader:
LOLOLOLOLOL. We don't have Dr. Phil here but I saw some vids on YT. hilarious stuff.
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Major Noob
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 6:36 PMFader: if Fifields fate isn't an anti drug message I don't know what is.
David1: your idea is like one of those things that once you see it, you can't UN see it. It's like when Linus became aware of his tongue.
David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 6:44 PMNoob:
ahahahah. I remember that one.
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jiso
MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 7:36 PMI'm still chewing on how Vickers was able to toss David up against the wall like a rag doll...
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MemberOvomorphAug-27-2012 8:44 PMIt's sorta on par with Fry being his own grandpa.
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Sky
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 12:57 AMLOL. Never thought about this one. :D
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Feebs
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 2:08 AMJust. . . where did you get that idea?? lol Well mr.Weyland seems a little pervert. . . ::eye roll::
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David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 10:24 AMJiso:
It seems odd doesn't it? Add the pun "ma'am" that sounds like "mom" to it, and it gets ever so weird-er.
I'm starting to believe that David comes from Vickers own genetics... and Wylands "hands on" that genetics. Which, in turn would make it an artificial Incest-like thing going on... only not... but yes... but not...
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David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 10:25 AMFeebs:
nahhh... he was such an endearing character. Such a dear old man... so considerate... and nice to peeps...
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Feebs
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 12:48 PMI don't like weyland. . . sooo old
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David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 1:04 PMFeebs... if all goes well with you, you'll turn old too. And grumpy...
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BurKaZoiD
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 3:45 PMI don't get it. Whatever it is that was implied, I guess it was lost on me.
David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 4:01 PMBurKaZoiD:
it's a sort of a joke, but then again, it may not be. Allow me to explain:
There are a lot of "family" issues in the Alien Universe. A lot of Alien pregnancies, computers called "mother" and "father", sexual innuendo and alien/android rape.
Considering that Vickers and David 8 are somewhat "alike" and that Weyland his their "father"; and that there seems to be a lot of grudge between Weyland and Vickers and Vickers with David 8; and that David 8 adresses Vickers with the pun "ma'am" that sounds like "mom", it comes to mind that David 8 may actually be the biproduct of Vickers and Weylands.
I.e. Daddy Weyland and daughter Vickers produced artificially an artificial "Son" that is a "grandson" at the same time.
In other words: Artificial Incest... of sorts...
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Vyemm
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 4:30 PMVery funny posts around here !
I think that in fact David is abused as a toy by Vickers, and he probably like it a lot !
Seriously the facts are:
Peter Weyland create David as the closest appearence of Vickers, his daughter.
Why ? because he just hate her so much that it is a funny provocation to her and her proper love. That was explained by Lindelof. In some way, it is Lindelofesque.
About ma'am, it is from the french word Madame, meaning Madam in English !
David 1
MemberOvomorphAug-28-2012 4:49 PMVyemm:
David is abused by Vickers for sure. She hates the synthetic living guts out of him.
Yes, ma'am comes from french "Madame" that was aglutinated by english language and serves as a pun "ma'am - mom".
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Feebs
MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 3:05 AM@Dave if i turn old, I wouldn't even bother. . . only thins I would is my birds feeding and stuff. Chat in prometheus site made to elders, and chat my Digestion problems ::eye roll::
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Xenomorph 54
MemberOvomorphAug-29-2012 6:27 AMahahah funny.
Well, I found the concept of knowing that we're going to die soon disturbing, scott did it in blade runner and did it again in prometheus.
If I worked in space, I would like to have a death similar to the one of Frank in 2001...floating endlessly through space...until your body is decomposed...
Have you heard of phoenix asteroids?
They glow in every color of the rainbow...they travel endlessly through space...
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