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David 1

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Here comes a thought from the patitudes of High Strangeness [b]CAUTION: IF YOU DON'T MIND ABOUT A WOMAN GETTING BIRTH TO AN ALIEN SQUID, THIS MIGHT NOT DISTURB YOU! BUT IF YOU DO, STOP READING NOW![/b] ------------------------------------------------ A thought on the derranged relationship between Weyland, Vikers and David: By some awkward and nasty reason, Weyland sees David has "the closest thing" he has "for a son". What if David is actualy his Son... and his Grandson at the same time??? but in an artificial way.
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Ok! Edit Uh...wait a minute... Oh.
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Yuck!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And you call my ideas crazy

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Snorks: your ideas ARE crazy. But in a nice way. lololol. Seriously, that relationship smells of artificial incest... and a lot of guilty money.
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That's what power does sometimes...
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I'm not seeing this one lasting.... just sayin'
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Paddle faster, folks. I hear banjos...
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Freeze: I can't see why not. It's all about a scifi movie and conjecture.
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Uh huh. Keep goin'
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Ohhhh Dear, that’s bad. Oh well, tune in next time folks to find Cuddles has entered into a tempestuous affair with a mysterious stranger who lives in a pineapple under the sea, that is until Uncle Squidward reveals some shocking family home truths. LOL

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Batchpool: it also seems that Cuddles as hairs.
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Whaaat? really David 1? What happened...? did you get your hands on some of Fifield cheap street shwag? Maybe Dr. Phil can interview the trio, lol
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Fader: LOLOLOLOLOL. We don't have Dr. Phil here but I saw some vids on YT. hilarious stuff.
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Fader: if Fifields fate isn't an anti drug message I don't know what is. David1: your idea is like one of those things that once you see it, you can't UN see it. It's like when Linus became aware of his tongue.
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Noob: ahahahah. I remember that one.
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I'm still chewing on how Vickers was able to toss David up against the wall like a rag doll...
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Maybe he was programmed to be invariably submissive to her.
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It's sorta on par with Fry being his own grandpa.
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LOL. Never thought about this one. :D
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Just. . . where did you get that idea?? lol Well mr.Weyland seems a little pervert. . . ::eye roll::

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Jiso: It seems odd doesn't it? Add the pun "ma'am" that sounds like "mom" to it, and it gets ever so weird-er. I'm starting to believe that David comes from Vickers own genetics... and Wylands "hands on" that genetics. Which, in turn would make it an artificial Incest-like thing going on... only not... but yes... but not...
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Feebs: nahhh... he was such an endearing character. Such a dear old man... so considerate... and nice to peeps...
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I don't like weyland. . . sooo old

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Feebs... if all goes well with you, you'll turn old too. And grumpy...
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I don't get it. Whatever it is that was implied, I guess it was lost on me.
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BurKaZoiD: it's a sort of a joke, but then again, it may not be. Allow me to explain: There are a lot of "family" issues in the Alien Universe. A lot of Alien pregnancies, computers called "mother" and "father", sexual innuendo and alien/android rape. Considering that Vickers and David 8 are somewhat "alike" and that Weyland his their "father"; and that there seems to be a lot of grudge between Weyland and Vickers and Vickers with David 8; and that David 8 adresses Vickers with the pun "ma'am" that sounds like "mom", it comes to mind that David 8 may actually be the biproduct of Vickers and Weylands. I.e. Daddy Weyland and daughter Vickers produced artificially an artificial "Son" that is a "grandson" at the same time. In other words: Artificial Incest... of sorts...
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Very funny posts around here ! I think that in fact David is abused as a toy by Vickers, and he probably like it a lot ! Seriously the facts are: Peter Weyland create David as the closest appearence of Vickers, his daughter. Why ? because he just hate her so much that it is a funny provocation to her and her proper love. That was explained by Lindelof. In some way, it is Lindelofesque. About ma'am, it is from the french word Madame, meaning Madam in English !
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Vyemm: David is abused by Vickers for sure. She hates the synthetic living guts out of him. Yes, ma'am comes from french "Madame" that was aglutinated by english language and serves as a pun "ma'am - mom".
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@Dave if i turn old, I wouldn't even bother. . . only thins I would is my birds feeding and stuff. Chat in prometheus site made to elders, and chat my Digestion problems ::eye roll::

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ahahah funny. Well, I found the concept of knowing that we're going to die soon disturbing, scott did it in blade runner and did it again in prometheus. If I worked in space, I would like to have a death similar to the one of Frank in 2001...floating endlessly through space...until your body is decomposed...
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Feebs: Don't worry. By the time you get old there will be multi-task Diapers: you can feed the pidgeons and let go at the same time. I'm sure there will be a downloadable app for it so you can twitt the Prometheus Elder Members about the wonders of such a gizmo. BTW, Twitter by that time will be known as Pidgeons as a goof for the ol' folks that were born before the year 2012
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Xeno: indeed he did. Fear of death is a primal thingy many try to express through art. As for Frank, blame Prometheus member HAL 9000. I told him to stop messing with the Pods.
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@David 1: Ah, OK, I see. Thanks for the explanation. BTW, that's just plain dirty LOL.
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Burkazoid: tell me something clean about the movie or the Alien Universe.
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@David 1, your lucky you do not have a Dr. Phil there. I have never seen such a show with a man that has all the answers. If Dr. Phil was still actively on the air today, he would have all the answers dealing with the movie Prometheus. As of today, all they show is he previous shows dealing w/incense, drug abuse, broken relationships, sex abuse, ect, but he always had an answer or knew where to send the complaining parties to get resolution.... He comes on at 4:00 AM in Kansas City, Mo. each and every morning, but I watch it w/my 1st morning coffee.... So where do you reside????
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I'm from Portugal. I've seen some Dr. Phil stuff on youtube and most of it I found hilarious, not only for the kind of problematics those peeps go there with, but for the "entertainment" side of it all. Some things seem to be fake, others seem to be real... mehh... we don't have Dr. Phil but have some twisted shows as well.
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@ jiso-Ripley managed to push Ash up against the wall in Alien. @ Davy-one of the ideas i had was that David8's skin and hair was created by Weyland growing his own stem cells. Maybe Vickers had him made with the purpose of using him as a sex slave? She's obviously promiscuous and Weyland as shown that he is lacking in morals and absolutely sick in the head! So it's possible.

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Necro: Also a valid point. Never thought about that one. She seems to be the "dominant" kind. Now I remembered that old movie "cherry 2000"...
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@Dave Well, thank you. Remind me about one joke in here :P

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I'll remind you. no Worries.
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