The best alien quotes

"Jesus, Jonner what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?"

"Just for color."

"Why don't you just f**k off!"

"Jones god dammit!"

"and you..you little shithead...you're staying here"

Micro changes in air density, my ass.

"This is Ripley,last survivor of the Nostromo,signing off."

"This is Shaw, last surviving member of the Prometheus just like Ripley was the last surviving member of the Nostromo. Listen to my accent.

I am leaving in a juggernaut towards paradise to find gawd. Holy gawd and holy truth, nine is gawd. Signing off"

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"Get to the choppa!!!!"

Oh shnitz.... (-_-)

LOL well played Tiago.I thought about doing that as a prank.

I say we grease this rat f*** sonofabitch!

"They cut the power!" "What do you mean they cut the power!How can they cut the power man they're animals!"

how do I get outta this chicken shit outfit

"You secure that $h!t Hudson!"

"Stop your grinnin..." was already posted. "We're in the pipe, five by five" and "...smooth and by the numbers" are 2 I use all the time. Got my wife to say these, now