The best alien quotes

"A day in the Marine Corp's like a day on a farm: every meal, a banquet; every paycheck a fortune; I LOVE the Corp!" 

"A day in the Marine Corp's like a day on a farm: every meal, a banquet; every paycheck a fortune; I LOVE the Corp!" 

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!" -Apone

"It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. " -Apone

"Walk in the park, we fix somethin' we stay fixed...right Brett baby?"

"Right!"

"Back to the old freezerinos!"

Ash smirking- "There is an explanation for this you know"

"Equatorial orbit nailed"

"We ain't outta here in 10 minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space!" 

"I feel dead!"

"Anyone ever tell you, you look dead?"

You always were an asshole, Gorman.

All excellent choices.Keep 'em coming."hey Vasquez,have ever been mistaken for a man?" "No have you?"

Does Prometheus count? Because I LoLed at David when he says to Shaw: "I didn't think you had it in you...  Sorry, poor choice of words" 

Sure Chris i thought of that one myself 

"Not bad for a human"

"You throw me to the wolves and now you want me to go back out there....no"

"ASH IS A ROBOT!ASH IS A GODDAMN ROBOT!"

 "HUDSON!" 

"Motherfucker....come on, come &  get it baby....come on, I ain't got all day COME ON! Come on....come on you bastards! Come on, oh you too? Oh you want some of this? FUCK YOU!! Arggghh.....fuck you!"

"What are we supposed to use man harsh language?"

"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"

"LET'S ROCK!"

"My own recipe, way more dangerous" 

"We have twenty-five prisoners in this facility. All double
Y chromos, all thieves, rapists, murderers, forgers, child molesters...all scum." 

"This is rumor control, here are the facts..."

"Hey Ripley can I axe you a question?" 

"You've been in my life so long, I can't remember anything else"

"We give you thanks, O' Lord. Your wrath has come and the time is near for us to be judged. The apocalypse is upon us!"

"Father's dead asshole. Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one."

"I ain't drawing no straws!Im for killing that thing right know!"

"I'm the monster's mother."