WTF is this legit? Yutani says some stuff is gonna happen....

Jeremy
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Is this real? Because if it is it seems like stuff is gonna happen! :D
March 11, 2012
"Joan C"?
Come one, that is terrible. I really really hope it is fake cause that joke hurts my soul.
March 11, 2012
I know that part seemed ridiculous to me lol but still whatever this is kinda seems legit. if somebody faked it its a pretty decent fake!
March 11, 2012
From Warfare, state of the art to the Hypoallergenic cat....a seriously dangerous weapon.
March 11, 2012
I don't think that they are really talking about the cat. I think they are going to revel their first android. The project name is A0. Ash was a Hyperdyne Systems model 120-A/2. A later model. And maybe there will be a JOAN Z? LOL. Who knows.
March 11, 2012
Maybe it's a fake, but consider this:
We see a wayland speech about the future of android technology and now a yutani article mentioning biotechnology. I think that the viral campaign is designed to give us some background on these two corporations. We now know for sure who developed android tech and we now know who took the lead in biotech. Consider the Alien story; Ash sent with crew to make sure Alien life form is returned for biowaeapons recearch.
Wayland/Yutani baby!! Here they come!
ALL generalizations are WRONG!
March 11, 2012
Has anyone checked for secret codes are stuff like that? idk how to do that but theres some on weyland maybe some on yutani then?
March 11, 2012
I don't think it's fake, and if it is, well it is well done, and although humorous, it is a perfect viral tie-in, being consistent with the Alien universe without being directly linked to Prometheus.
Also, check [url=http://www.lifestylepets.com/]this[/url]! At Yutani they are not inventing anything, but connecting even more with the real world!
Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born.
Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.
March 11, 2012
Hmm, maybe THAT is the reason why the Alien didn't kill/eat Jonesy (JOAN C) in [i]Alien[/i] - the alien could sense the cat was 'engineered' or they are related!
March 11, 2012
Or maybe the alien kills all the beings that cause it to sneeze (the inner jaw attack!) and being Jonesy hypoallergenic, no such reaction is triggered!
There, we got an explanation for them being aggressive. They are just allergic to human beings, poor things!
Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born.
Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.
March 11, 2012
any studio copywriter who doesn't know the difference between "its" and "it's" should be fired, or else this is fake
March 11, 2012
If the cat is "engineered" why didn't it just rip him apart....kinda like bishop in Aliens [if that is cannon to this film which it kinda appears to be]. Not that I would ever advocate that in a film. I like cats.
Gonna go play with my kitty now.