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It just occurred to me Sir Ripley might go this route with a bit of the prerequisite, "humor the mouth-breathing masses /potentially ruin the film by breaking that fourth wall" angle.
Predictions...
Facehugger= Face-Embracer
Xenomorph= Peacefully challenged, non-humanoid, adaptive dual-jawed vertical quadruped.
Chest-Burster= Non-friendly, sternum-migratory, human internal organ re-distributor.
Space Jockey= Non celestial bodied inhabitant, mounted immobile derelict navigator.
Thoughts?
