Protocol After Prometheus

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Ebugogo

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After the "Prometheus Incident," certain protocols were put into place, but ignored anyway: 1. Send in drones before people go in to explore. 2. All said drones are heavily armed. 3. Don't take oozing canisters back to the ship. 4. Don't open said oozing canisters on ship. 5. Don' take your helmet off. 6. Infected crew not allowed back on ship. 7. Infected crew are not invited to dinner table. 8. All androids come with spare heads.

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centrosphere
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centrosphereMay 02, 2012

ehehehe.... You forgot two important rules: a) don´t spy into suspicious, menacing, repelent eggs; b) don´t try to make friendship with menacing lifeforms resembling cobras, worms, and even [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble]lovely furry animals[/url].

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XenotronMay 02, 2012

Yeah, then protocol will be merged with everyone's copy of "Common Sense in Space: Yo Dawg, Don't Take Off Your Helmet".

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aka NateMay 02, 2012

C) don't feed then after midnight

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"thereyouareJonesy"May 02, 2012

Prime Protocol - If they did it in a movie and it all went bad dont do that ! additional protocol - Dont be a hippie, assume the worst.

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centrosphereMay 02, 2012

_ nuke the site from orbit - if it moves, shoot it

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Kane77May 02, 2012

- look for unknown egg-looking lamps before cryo-sleep - having sex with crewmembers after exploring sites only after 24h quarantine

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Biehn_BanditMay 02, 2012

- If it bleeds, we can kill it. But the blood may kill us.

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RickMay 02, 2012

Guys this is all covered in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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centrosphereMay 03, 2012

The power of towels against xenomorphs is still an open question... :)

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takka_takka_takkaMay 03, 2012

If you encounter an alien lifeform, do not attempt to grab it or pet it.

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