My one and only take on Prometheus before watching the movie

David 1
MemberOvomorphMay 08, 20121101 Views24 Repliesif this is to be considered a [b]SPOILER[/b], and since I'm not psychic but rather relly on logic, please do not read it!
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Roll credits
Humans and androids alike go to Space.
Humans and androids find the Temples and whatnot
Dumb Humans and androids temper with the Ampules
Hell breaks loose in the form of weird creatures, severe skin infections and the like.
SJ awakes in a really bad mood and cleans the house ["darned humans playing with my toys"]
Everyone that is alive dies.
Undead android goes windows and looses his head to a new version of Ipad.
Nice space footage.
Roll credits
p.s.: meanwhile, those goddamned brats got asskicked by the general attending people. All ends well.
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May 08, 2012
That's it basically.
The PG-13 version would be:
Roll credits
Humans and androids alike go to Space.
Nice space footage.
Roll credits
Ridley Scott will eventually tell us how the Queen was born.
Right now we have the Deacon; coming soon the Mercury, the May and the Taylor.
May 08, 2012
NoXword:
LOL. yeah.
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May 08, 2012
It's rough but I'm with you...except on two points...SJ's are naive victims, just like humans..its the Baldies that run things...and Android goes ape on the surviving Baldie, alone on the planet. Earth ship comes to see what happened to their investment...no trace of Baldie village or Android, now superior to humans, Baldies, and me.
I'm going to put my theory up 2 days before opening..not copying you...but logic is not exclusive and thanks for posting
May 08, 2012
Hi Forever War:
I thought SJ and the Baldies were one and same...
I also believe the SJ/Baldie is going to snap David's head. That is what an SJ/Baldie usualy does when roughly awaken [for aeons without sex].
Thank you kindly friend ^.~
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May 08, 2012
by now one can deduce most of the plot. i don't think you are that far off of course they will go a bit more in depth my variation on yours is I think everyone falls in love with android and likes him
android gets turned into a mess just like the printer from office space
in case you didn't see, in the movie office space they totally thrash the office printer like gangland beat down and curb stomping i'm afraid david will be annihilated
May 08, 2012
Guillermo del Toro is probably spoilering a bit to save a project he was trying to develop, he is after all move director.
The Space Jockeys are basically extinct and are the elder ones.
The aliens in all their variations are the shoggoth.
The humans and androids are the Antarctic expedition.
That's probably the plot of the movie a variation on Mountains of Madness. Likely good fun none the less.
May 08, 2012
SaintsSinphony:
AHAHAHAHH!!!!! That was a good one. yup... my thoughts exactly.
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May 08, 2012
The baldies - I've heard a lot about them on various threads, but they're still a mystery to me. I've read several theories, including one which stated the he was simply an infected Prometheus crew member. Either that, it's Captain Picard and his evil clone from Nemesis running around and reliving the good ol' days. Who knows.
Anyhow, I appreciate the plot speculations. It'll be interesting to see how closely all of our predictions match the end product.
May 08, 2012
Hi there, HiMan:
yeah I read about it. It's one of those unfortunate coincidences that sometimes happen. Noones fault really...
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May 08, 2012
Azalard:
heheh, Picard and Data messing around
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May 08, 2012
azalard:
LMAO. doublefacepalm
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May 08, 2012
That reminds me, I posted the other day about speculations on the internet, and how I had read a very interesting plot synopsis posted by a blogger who believed she had figured out the film's storyline. Somebody then sent me a private message asking for the link to the blog. You'd know the guy if I gave you his screen name, but I want to be fair to the him, so I'm not going to mention it. At any rate, it really bugged me that he had to ask, because the guy's sole purpose for being on this site is to somehow find out the entire plot to the movie. We're all guilty of that to a certain degree, but this guy doesn't actually want to discuss the film intelligently. He just wants you to tell him what's going to happen so that he can get his kicks.
So I sent him this link to a very "tongue in cheek" plot synopsis, just to kind of mess with him a bit. The plot synopsis was absurd, and I knew that. I never believed it, and I didn't expect him to either. Anyhow, he wrote me back this long essay debunking the synopsis, and essentially berated me for believing that it was true. Well of course it's NOT true, I said. It bugs me when people private message me for stuff like that, as if I'm the foremost authority on what internet blogs are factual or not factual. Let me just whip out my crystal ball.
May 08, 2012
azalard.....pretty sure who you're talking about( The Berater)
My theory is already on the site in pieces in the form of my responses to various threads, but I'm going to pull it all together into one big schlump when the final wave of PR is released
May 08, 2012
azalard:
Well, if someone tells me "hey, I know all about what is about to happen" I let that person amuse me with his/hers "insights".
I honestly just care about peoples' imagination and the neetnes of their speculations, and don't mind much about "insights". So I do tend to stay focused on the imagination thingy going on and discard any other stuff unrelated.
If you noticed, I came up with this Thread with some irony and light humour, since there seems to be a "who's going to be close enough for the actual thing" going on.
For me, the movie will be the sole judge of events, everything else is just speculation. So, no need to be too serious about it.
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May 08, 2012
Forever War:
I'll be waiting for your thoughts.
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May 08, 2012
takka_takka_takka:
LMAO.
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