Amusing Alien Franchise mini-outline that includes Prometheus

I found this at the bottom of this [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/may/26/prometheus-alien-ridley-scott?newsfeed=true]article[/url] about Ridley Scott and 'Prometheus'...thought you all would enjoy it as much as I did with its tongue-in-cheek sarcastic bent...... [b]Alien Timeline[/b] [img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/5/25/1337940657215/Michael-Fasbender-in-Prom-004.jpg[/img] It's 2093, and Michael Fassbender jets off into space in search of the origin of humanity … Twenty-nine years later, an evil Alien bursts out of John Hurt's chest … Come 2179, Sigourney Weaver is revived from hypersleep and gains a child sidekick … … before crash-landing on a prison planet, with another psychopathic alien in tow. For some reason in 2381 she's brought back to life … … only to discover that the franchise has gone to pot, leaving our Alien queen to duke it out with a Predator.