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craigamore
MemberOvomorphMay-26-2012 9:42 AMI found this at the bottom of this [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/may/26/prometheus-alien-ridley-scott?newsfeed=true]article[/url] about Ridley Scott and 'Prometheus'...thought you all would enjoy it as much as I did with its tongue-in-cheek sarcastic bent......
[b]Alien Timeline[/b]
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It's 2093, and Michael Fassbender jets off into space in search of the origin of humanity …
Twenty-nine years later, an evil Alien bursts out of John Hurt's chest …
Come 2179, Sigourney Weaver is revived from hypersleep and gains a child sidekick …
… before crash-landing on a prison planet, with another psychopathic alien in tow.
For some reason in 2381 she's brought back to life …
… only to discover that the franchise has gone to pot, leaving our Alien queen to duke it out with a Predator.
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David 1
MemberOvomorphMay-26-2012 10:39 AMloool. The Alien Queen might have thought that Ripley was no good fun anymore
[b]Ask nothing from no one. Demand nothing from no one. Expect nothing from no one.[/b]
craigamore
MemberOvomorphMay-26-2012 10:46 AMI know...right?...I LOVE that '[b]For some reason[/b]....in 2381 she's brought back to life…'
Ron500E
MemberOvomorphMay-26-2012 11:50 AMFor some reason in 2381 she's brought back to life …
… only to discover that the franchise has gone to pot, leaving our Alien queen to duke it out with a Predator.
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I thought she was brought back to life to revive the falling ratings of the WBA (womans basketball association). But seeing a 200 year old womam in panties only caused fans to wish they were with the Alien Queen.
The Alien Queen, now overworked (and underpaid because, as a woman she only get 63 cents of what a man would make) decides, in a moment of frustration, "heck with this" and storms off into the unknown.
60 Years later, in an episode of "Where Are They Now," she is re-discovered and is employed as a Celebrity Spokesalien for "Bad Universe."
Last seen lounging in Palm Beach wearing a polo shirt with a little human logo.
Kind Regards,
Ron
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