Sauron vs Xenomorph !!!

Melkor
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Just for fun...
In a fight between Sauron (without the ring) and a Xeno queen, who would win- and why!
Melkor
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June 07, 2012
None of them, Manwë would bash them both with a roundhouse kick, and then sit and eat pop-corn watching Tulkas ride Ungoliant like a playground spring-rider...
June 07, 2012
I don't know, but Tom Bombadil would annihilate all of them while singing a really silly song about acorns.
June 07, 2012
Even before Sauron forged the 'one ring to rule them all'' he was still a divine being and extremely powerful (albeit not a full on Valar but a maiar nonetheless). This, coupled to the fact he was a psycho and an evil bastard on the whole....means he would probably rape a queen xeno without much trouble.
Actually, interesting thought......what type of xeno would you get by crossing sauron DNA with one??!!
June 07, 2012
^this, like Vril said.
Morgoth intended to spread wrath and disorder on the world, and he succeeds as orcs like Kanes Son follow his lead...
I can hear the drums, in the deep...
June 07, 2012
Hmm.. depends on the conditions... ¿would Sauron be allowed to use his weapons, or would it be more of a wrestling match?
I think Sauron would make her tap out. But then we'd see some leaked footage of them having coffee and chatting afterwards. It was all just an Andy Kaufman style scam. Everything's a racket these days....
June 07, 2012
Prometheus 2: Sauron Vs Enginners!!!
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