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Melkor
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 4:45 PMAll!
Just for fun...
In a fight between Sauron (without the ring) and a Xeno queen, who would win- and why!
Melkor
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iapetus
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 4:52 PMNone of them, Manwë would bash them both with a roundhouse kick, and then sit and eat pop-corn watching Tulkas ride Ungoliant like a playground spring-rider...

takka_takka_takka
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 4:59 PMI don't know, but Tom Bombadil would annihilate all of them while singing a really silly song about acorns.

BellaisanAlien
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:01 PMwhat about Chuck Norris vs the Queen and Sauron at the same time.....

Kanes Son
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:01 PMEven before Sauron forged the 'one ring to rule them all'' he was still a divine being and extremely powerful (albeit not a full on Valar but a maiar nonetheless). This, coupled to the fact he was a psycho and an evil bastard on the whole....means he would probably rape a queen xeno without much trouble.
Actually, interesting thought......what type of xeno would you get by crossing sauron DNA with one??!!

CBT1979
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:17 PMSauron vs xenomorph, epic rap battle,
who wins, whos next? U decide XD
Vril
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:19 PMHow about Mother Teresa vs Mothra....Or Bismarck battleship vs Mia Farrow.

iapetus
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:26 PM^this, like Vril said.
Morgoth intended to spread wrath and disorder on the world, and he succeeds as orcs like Kanes Son follow his lead...
I can hear the drums, in the deep...

Ratoncito_Perez
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:27 PMHmm.. depends on the conditions... ¿would Sauron be allowed to use his weapons, or would it be more of a wrestling match?
I think Sauron would make her tap out. But then we'd see some leaked footage of them having coffee and chatting afterwards. It was all just an Andy Kaufman style scam. Everything's a racket these days....

Melkor
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:39 PMPrometheus 2: Sauron Vs Enginners!!!
Melkor
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sukkal
MemberOvomorphJun-07-2012 5:59 PM
I actually know Sauron. I've had lunch with him. He would win against the Queen or even a fairly large horde of Engineers. He's very smart. Very.
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