I want an Engineer!

Juxtapose

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As a matter of fact i have been having dreams....I won't be going into detail....but good god they so yummy !!.....I think to much steroids is what makes them so agro....nobody wants to go to work all black and blue....their is always a down side...lol

Drakeequation
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June 14, 2012

You do realize that they punch people to death right? Unless your idea of romance involves taking falcon punches to the face from super strong aliens then you are not going to have a good time.

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June 14, 2012

here you go! [img]http://cdn.fxguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Weta_Engineer.jpg[/img]

Sundar
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June 14, 2012

Maybe the engineer's idea of being romantic is not hitting his mate with closed fists.

Drakeequation
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June 14, 2012

@Sundar but an Engineers romantic partner (if they even have those) would certainly not be a human. The writers made it clear that they view us as worthless creatures that need to be exterminated.

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June 14, 2012

@ Drakeequation, I was trying to be amusing maybe you were also, hard to tell onthis one but I should have said engineer's idea of romance is a box of goo chocolate and a bouquet of space cobra's ... '' is thing on... take my wife please''. Take care.

Juxtapose
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June 14, 2012

but maybe not all engineers are bad...?...maybe theirs some friendly ones out their....?...one that will warm my back threw this cold winter...;)

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June 14, 2012

Juxtapose— Even though he may be a bit flawed on the social skills front, I'm sure he'd be willing to change for you! Go for it! (And please PM me all the juicy details. ;•)

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June 14, 2012

I am an Engineer. I made YOU!

[IMG]http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/Engineering211/sig2.jpg[/IMG]

Mr.Yutani (Detective Hudson)
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June 14, 2012

Fan fiction is fan fiction. DO WHAT YOU WANT...Because fan fiction has no rules...

Juxtapose
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June 14, 2012

@Engineering....hello Daddy...!! @Sukkal....will keep you posted...;)

sukkal
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June 14, 2012

Did you see this one, Jux? [img]http://www.fmoviemag.com/c/media/k2/galleries/644/PROM-659.jpg[/img] Can I get you a napkin with that? LOL :•D His name is Trapezius Maximus and he wants to molest your genome.

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June 14, 2012

If you're [u]lucky[/u] you'll get out of your relationship with him wearing a neck brace (on a neck that is still attached to your body)! LOL

Juxtapose
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June 14, 2012

[img]http://miscpix.com/files/8/88870.jpg[/img] .....oh yeah...but I prefer his brother...;)

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June 14, 2012

[img]http://miscpix.com/files/7/77939.jpg[/img]

Juxtapose
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June 14, 2012

....i like my men big and aggressive....but these boys play a little too rough... perhaps a nice massage will do the trick...;)